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【 ʜᴏᴜsᴇs ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀɴɴɪsᴛᴇʀ 】 ——— ❛ if you hear 𝘁𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿, relax. it’s probably just me 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. . . . ❜ ••• ( modern asoiaf • mdni )

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ʟʏᴏɴᴇʟ ʙᴀʀᴀᴛʜᴇᴏɴ. ———————————————————— affectionately called ❛𝗟𝗘𝗢❜; black-haired beauty of king’s landing; the only trueborn son of robert baratheon and cersei lannister; cheerful and adventurous by nature, with a stubborn streak that laughs with the lightning.
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ʀʜᴀᴇɢᴇʟ ᴛᴀʀɢᴀʀʏᴇɴ. ———————————————————– third son and beloved brother; prefers strategy and precision over chaos; sweet and gentle, but with a short fuse and a limited social battery.
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⠀ 𝕴'𝗺 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖼𝗄 for a 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝑖 𝖺𝗆 𝗡𝗢𝗧 ˢᵘʳᵉ it even 𝗲𝗑𝗂𝙨t𝙨 . ⠀
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I mean, as much as possible I don't wanna be judgemental and all, but . . . yeah. Their customs to 'keep their dragon bloodline pure' is just weird.
. . . yeah ugh, incest. . so gross right?. . ( coughs. )
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. . . They're weird, Mum. They're incestuous aliens—sorry for the word.
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Quick FYI: you're thirsting over them too, Mum. Specifically Sad Dragon Guy and Dragon Dad No. 2.
quick question, why is everyone thirsting over targaryens again? they are nothing but trouble. i should‘ve remembered that.
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I'm close with my siblings ( except Joff ) and cousins, but at least I NEVER even think about fucking them. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I've heard about that party! It was for Edric, wasn't it? How come I didn't get a welcome back party when I came home back then? Not that I'm jealous though, just curious.
I promise I‘m not. All that happened was that your bastard siblings threw a party at our manor . . .
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( Mum pays them good, that's why. No wonder why no rumor could go on for so long . . . except for the brotherfucking accusations. )
(Lannister PR team working overtime 24/7.)
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Tommen's just being obedient, that's what.
Yeah because Tommen just lets him.
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It's Dad's usual threat, but it never happens, anyway. It does only to Tommen, though.
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You forgot "Joff, you're grounded."
It's always Joff I need to study. Joff I have an exam. Joff that's illegal. Never Joff let's go out. Yeah Joff a line in the bathroom sounds fun. God this family is no fun.
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"I know, I know. That's your own way of trying to say that you've missed me, and now you just want me to stay here at home." A chuckle was then heard from the young stag, mirroring that hint of playfulness from his father's remark.
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Not Dad wanting to ground me when I'm literally in my late twenties already. 💀
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Dad . . . I'm not twelve anymore, and I can't be grounded!
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I mean . . . they aren't too bad.
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So, are your orgies done now, Mum? I'm only gonna go home when you're done. 😭
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