Opps getting smoked like salmon. 🐟💨

imagine being the ceo of @wardogs and not knowing how the bloody game works 😂 here's an example of a rude griefing streamer teamkilling me 3 times and not getting banned! @Brammflakes

it takes exactly 208 elastic bands to explode a watermelon. science confirmed. thanks to everyone who watched the stream! 🫡🍉💥

It’s always the disingenuous people with genuine pins 💔🥀

Please be aware, @PetSmart, that there's an individual purchasing fish from your stores and eating them alive for $20 each. If you identify this person, please consider performing a citizen's arrest. 🐠🍴

I'll give a Vanilla Huntsman Knife to the first person to join discord.gg/balding and shave their head and eyebrows on a call with me. No time limit—if it's in my inventory, the offer is open.

I'm on my hands and knees, begging you, @worldstar, to bring back the 'live' section to your platform. 🙏🙇‍♂️

Unfortunately, this Steam exploit has been patched. We were able to remotely crash streamers' games, leaving them baffled and loot-less. One streamer's teammate even resorted to making farmyard noises in frustration after losing their precious base. 🐄💬

⚠️🚨 你好，这里是中共。我们已经妥协了这位英俊的Twitter用户，以展示我们在这个 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 ✞ 上的新技术。🚨⚠️

this young scholar forgot to conclude his broadcast and decided to have a solo performance on the webcam! 📷🐵🍌 #streamfail #unexpectedcontent #encore

It's hilarious that his sole purpose is to serve as a liaison for us to communicate with his high-calorie mother.

sorry bro 💔

There's no experience quite like being a Tier 3 sub; it's like I've signed up to be her boyfriend for just $24.99 a month. 🍷🙂

🚨 Alert: Reports of 'CCTV hijacking' undertaken by well-known cybercriminal "Michael Fample." He's not only hacking restaurant cameras but also making harassing calls! 📡⚠️

I'm so addicted 😭

Should I spend $1,000,000 on anti-vehicle weapons, or should I spend $0 by utilizing the barricade already in place outside Kavala? 🚧

Hello, kittens! I took a little break, got myself a new computer, and created a brand new Steam account. I can't believe the $230 didn't come through; it's actually causing me to reconsider my life. 💔🪦