@ucbtla maude writer. retired podcaster.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2013
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I’ll take a woman from East Palestine, Ohio for $140
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Alan Johnson retweeted
me: keep having this dream where i'm playing elf basketball in their moonlit fortress city, and they keep double dribbling on me, and i keep saying you can't do that, and they keep saying yes we can
therapist (Writing MOLESTED in big block letters) You feel betrayed by the elves
Alan Johnson retweeted
Tirico: The song in the NFL Sunday Ticket ad was by a New York band from the 1960s called the Velvet Underground, fronted by noted songwriter Lou Reed.
Collinsworth: Mike, only 30,000 people bought their first record, but all those people — and I mean everybody! — started a band
Alan Johnson retweeted
The perfect level of drunk to get is when you’re around all your best buds for 2 hours and you start having 30 iq thoughts like “friends are so powerful, thats the meaning of life.”
Alan Johnson retweeted
I don’t think it’s debatable that this mashup has caused more people to watch Barry Lyndon than anything anyone did in the 30 years before it was made.
Alan Johnson retweeted
Joe Flacco is going to assassinate the president
SPECIAL: #Browns QB Joe Flacco to his teammates
"Something is going to happen in the next five weeks that we will all remember forever."
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You couldn’t make the Oscar’s today
Kevin Hart Says He Won’t Host the Oscars Again: Awards Shows ‘Aren’t Comedy-Friendly Environments Anymore’ variety.com/2024/film/global…
Alan Johnson retweeted
Zero possibility of doing something 80% of Democratic voters support, sounds about right!
Alan Johnson retweeted
Scorsese got two different tech companies to give him 200 million dollar budgets for beautiful three and a half hour slow epics about America as an unfolding crime in which anyone with a shred of decency cannot be more than a baffled witness to unspeakable horrors. King
