Millennial Grandpa | 1906

Detroit, MI
Joined February 2011
“I stopped trying to explain myself to people who benefit from misunderstanding me.” is a WORD!
First, I stopped responding to people I don’t respect. Then, I stopped trying to explain myself to people who benefit from misunderstanding me. Finally, I stopped giving my attention to people I wouldn’t choose to sit across from at dinner. Once you remove the noise, there really isn’t much left to respond to… because the people who matter aren’t the ones doing goofy shii.
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Fifth Third Park sounds minor league, don’t ask me why
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The good news is that Tigers tickets are gonna be like $5 the rest of the season.
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i implore you to unmute this.
shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance
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That's Carlos Delfino
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Arguably the most critical piece to the restoration of Pistons relevance, salute
You embraced this city not once, but twice. Thank you for every moment, Tobias.
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Spurs got that Black man on a PIP, hate to see it.
Billy Donovan has agreed to become the lead assistant coach for the San Antonio Spurs and head coach Mitch Johnson, sources tell me and @PeteThamel. After 11 seasons as a head coach in Chicago and Oklahoma City, Donovan accepts the position with the Western Conference champions.
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NBA podcasters. It’s emergency podcast time
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Malpractice
BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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The NBA remains hilarious
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Detroit will never forget you Tobias 😭
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I respect our front office saw we got exposed and said yeah, let’s flip the whole supporting cast.
Free agent John Collins has agreed to a three-year, $51 million deal to sign with the Detroit Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Frontcourt addition and a new lob threat for Cade Cunningham in Detroit.
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That's a STEAL!
Just in: The Oklahoma City Thunder are trading sharpshooter Isaiah Joe to the Detroit Pistons for two future second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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Send Duren ++ to the Celtics for Jaylen Brown Please and thank you
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My favorite Gun Slinger. She getting her game off with no expectations and she deserve it.
MARINA MABREY TIES THE WNBA SINGLE-GAME SCORING RECORD THIS IS CRAZY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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fred hammond’s tiny desk unlocked something deeper than nostalgia. it reminded me of an era when gospel music felt inseparable from community. family functions, neighborhood gatherings, youth choir rehearsals, church trips, and bobby jones gospel playing in the background. the music wasn’t just heard, it was lived. the late 90s and early 2000s were truly a special time.
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The sound bites we get from a Lamelo & Ant backcourt will be generational
BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.
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The Beef Stew era in Detroit was a fun one 🥲
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