Technical Co-Founder @endcrawl. 🎥 We made the end credits to You Can See Everything 🥹, Obsession 🪵, Barbie 💅, EEAAO 👁️, and 6000 more. Backed by @calmfund.

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined July 2010
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Had a vivid flashback of my winamp skin circa 2000. Hard to imagine this happening with the interfaces of today. We've lost something.
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if you watch the Internet backwards, the nerds kick the corporations out and simplify the communications protocols until a single person can understand everything at once
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Alan Grow retweeted
that the mathematical literature as a whole is so reliable comes down to the fact that, over time, we have made an even number of sign errors
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Alan Grow retweeted
what if instead of sandboxing the agents we sandboxed ourselves
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A group of errors is called a comedy.
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Today's outage was brought to you by: a recent bug introduced in `kill(1)`. This bug broke a behavior unix users have relied on for 40 years. How it came to be is quite the tale. Blog post soon! xitter.cf/alangrow/status/210318…
An outage not understood is an outage that happens again.
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An outage not understood is an outage that happens again.
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Alan Grow retweeted
There's a really great joke about nonconstructive proofs.
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if I was Dumbledore I would've hid the philosopher's stone in the aws console
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Alan Grow retweeted
Normalize caring about the details
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Amazon exec: you wouldn't notice [if someone blew up a datacenter]. I mean, we might be a bit upset, but you wouldn't notice! [laughs] Amazon after DCs blown up: After a thorough assessment, we have determined that we are unable to restore access to the resources and data ...
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This 2003 Lamport paper sure feels prescient.
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"Why does it matter?" Because cognitive complexity sets the ceiling for what you can do, whether "you" is human or not. You have limited attention and capacity for context, whether those are attention heads and context tokens or just regular attention and memory in your meat.
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The object of mathematics is the honor of the human spirit. — Jacobi
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Wife told me these wouldn’t fit. Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.
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No no no not this kind of Navier Stokes blowup!
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