after months of hard work, my team and I finally came up with a slogan for meat. so proud of everyone involved!

every guy wants to hear the same four words

“Do your research before you meet your heroes” - the Wealth Brothers

“Wanting to be a business owner is a huge red flag” -the Wealth Brothers

Finally! This barbershop quartet only does Imagine Dragons songs

feeling gaslit rn

so you're saying I should vote for Target

said this to my boss during a quarterly review and SHE gave me a $10,000 raise

some specific team shoutouts (1/?) -Gunther for the rhyme idea (meat and eat) -Tiffany for punctuation -JT for the fonts -Mary Grace for writer's room morale (she's hilarious) -Chaz for catering -Brian for catering when Chaz was sick -Naomi for market research -Sam (RIP)

guac is extra

had the most terrifying time of my life at Disney Food and Wine festival

audition for a Harold team

comment “gong time” if you agree

scientists say there could be hundreds of different fonts on this mug, maybe thousands

TGIF mode has been activated…

just once it would be nice to be told that I'M the one who has won the internet today, good sir

this BS is not true at all. in my experience, broken families have way more baggage than perfect ones