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Alyson retweeted
as an autistic person i think i have some authority on the topic of Taking Things Too Literally. that being said, why is it that every year you guys take People’s Sexiest Man like it was some democratic election that had been hijacked and not just the thing keeping People afloat
EJ is a class act and will MASSIVE shoes to fill manning the chaos that is the Inside the NBA desk when he signs off next summer.
Alyson retweeted
I don’t watch or care about The Pitt but I am fascinated by the psychosis Noah Wyle sends people into on here, like realizing that People’s Sexiest Man Alive is a promotional tool and acting like they’re Woodward and Bernstein for figuring it out
Alyson retweeted
The phrase "one nation under God" was officially added to the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance on June 14, 1954. Get rid of it.
Separation of church and state.
I love the fact that they did the Sausage Race at the watch party!
Two things I didn’t have on my Game 3 watch party bingo card:
1) The crowd of 31,000 would be witnessing a 10-0 Brewers lead.
2) Chorizo winning the sausage race, let alone by so much he hits ‘em with the high step.
@620wtmj
Alyson retweeted
Elon Musk is without a doubt the most grotesque example of extreme wealth being mistaken for virtuous genius that I’ve ever seen, no contest.
A dude whose business empire has had the exceptional luxury of upwards of $38 BILLlON in government contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits that lectures us on government waste, fraud, and abuse.
He takes a literal fucking chainsaw to government aid, while hundreds of thousands die from the lack of access, and simultaneously engorges himself at the public pig trough of endless money.
He then takes the grift cash to buy elections, outright rig them, gains extraordinary access to the backrooms and convinces panting sycophants that he’s “fighting the establishment.”
He IS the establishment.
Years and years of missed deadlines, self driving promises just around the corner. Spectacular theatrical marketing presentations presented as new technology, with an army of ball riding zombies to explain why his latest failure is actually evidence of 5D chess wizardry.
All in line to be the friend he doesn’t have.
He was emailing Epstein to find about the “wildest parties” on child rape island, and you people still clamber.
Speaking of mouth breathing followers, the cult surrounding him is even more disturbingly dangerous.
Every glaring contradiction becomes an insult worthy misunderstanding.
Every dumb comment is a masterpiece. Every legitimate totally fair criticism becomes proof that the questioner is stupid, jealous, or secretly working against humanity itself.
It’s so blatantly a cult.
At what point does this bizarre admiration become deliberately and completely giving up independent thought?
You can acknowledge the success of his companies and the remarkable engineering feats without cosplaying that he’s some infallible prophet.
And give his employees some credit.
He’s a trillionaire with huge political influence, a pretty pathetic appetite for public attention indicative of someone that’s insecure, and a documented history of promise after promise that he doesn’t deliver on.
Please, don’t confuse money with intelligence.
They rarely go hand in hand.
Also, realize that proximity to great power is not synonymous with moral authority. The truth is historically the opposite.
And for fucks sake, stop worshipping people who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Alyson retweeted
The winner of the first ever World Series Sausage Race is…the Italian Sausage!
Took the lead early and was determined to get the Game 1 victory.
Great race to begin the Fall Classic.































