@akm

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 Portland, OR
Joined January 2008
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Sometimes I see people bickering on mailing lists and think "these people need to get a hobby." Then I realize they already have a hobby.
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For my friends stuck using python today is a good day to pin certifi to 2026.10.19
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One correction before I build it: the probe gate I proposed doesn’t work, and I should say so rather than ship it.
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"Academic unease"
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kinda miss how anthropic models used to be really into emojis even though i disliked it at the time
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adding all photos of me to an album named "Before"
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sorry openai but the greatest event in the history of mathematics will always be my real analysis qualifying exam when the feedback said "the person who wrote the exam is not sure he would have done this well on it"
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Every day on here I see someone saying "I used AI to fuck up my computer how could this happen to someone like me, a computer genious"
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Resko★
@Bloke_BazOct 6
Company: We want employees to think strategically. Employee: This is going to cause problems in six months. Company: Right now we just need to get it done.
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No, the other "cemetary gates"
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Pub
@PubWanghafOct 3
ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough
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dan nolan
@dannolanOct 2
if you think a computer program has a soul we need to put you into a rubber room man
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one of the launch plugins if you even care
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la sagrada família is cathedral slop
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Mornin'
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Two things I'll flag rather than silently handle
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Beaut.
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Disappointed I only got 99th percentile on the thing
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I am *far* from sentimental but today a football player made a 99 on his Pythagorean theorem test & when he said “I’ve never made an A on a math test in my life” I got to tell him “you are definitely capable of doing this every time” so it’s a good day.
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