Maybe Camilla Turner should declare that mummy and daddy are directors of UK Lawyers for Israel, a pro-Israel lobby group currently under investigation by the Solicitors Regulation Authority? UKLFI’s track record includes demanding the removal of Gaza children’s artwork at Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, trying to cancel the Falastin Film Festival, pressuring Barts Health NHS Trust to ban Palestine badges, lobbying the Open University to remove the phrase “ancient Palestine” from teaching materials, complaining to the British Museum about references to Palestine and “people of Palestinian descent”, threatening the government with legal action over the suspension of 30 arms export licences to Israel, and claiming that Israel’s blockade in Gaza could “reduce obesity” and potentially increase “average life expectancy.” Nothing but a privileged stenographer.

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