Akes on a plane · Jan 20, 2016 · 8:24 AM UTC

I eat tripe a lot...and I like it. Ok bye, next tweet in five months

Akes on a plane · Jan 17, 2016 · 5:39 AM UTC

Some lekker tripe about to go into my belly

Akes on a plane · Dec 3, 2015 · 11:45 PM UTC

Student sends an email: Sorry I can't make it to class tomorrow because I JUST HAD A BABY! #AREYOUJUSSTOSTILLMAILMEGOHOLDYOURBABY

Akes on a plane · Nov 11, 2015 · 5:54 AM UTC

oh hello

Akes on a plane · Mar 12, 2015 · 9:24 AM UTC

I'm very ignorant can someone (preferably a smart UCT student) explain to me why there's protests and students throwing kak on statues.

Akes on a plane · Mar 12, 2015 · 9:17 AM UTC

When your mommy is happy you left her tupperware at @NatBalls's house because "now there's still a chance". What do that evens mean mommy?!

Akes on a plane · Feb 20, 2015 · 4:57 PM UTC

Akes on a plane · Feb 8, 2015 · 1:25 PM UTC

Out of all the VPNS in China I rate @strongvpn_com the best! I've tried @purevpn , @HotspotShield @hidemyass @proXPN and @vpn4all. #meh

Akes on a plane · Jan 29, 2015 · 9:32 PM UTC

I HAVE AN ENTIRE SUITCASE WITH SHOES IN THEM!

James Blunt · Jan 14, 2015 · 9:26 AM UTC

Akes on a plane retweeted

Maybe it would have been even more noble for the cover of #CharlieHebdo to depict The Prophet carrying a sign that read #JeSuisAhmed.

1,080

Akes on a plane · Jan 27, 2015 · 12:05 PM UTC

an hour before load shedding: CHARGE ALL THE PHONES AND DEVICES!!!

Akes on a plane · Jan 25, 2015 · 12:13 PM UTC

Need to book my plane ticket before 6pm today...mother decides to sleep the day away #DEADLINESWOMAN

Akes on a plane · Jan 24, 2015 · 1:29 PM UTC

@Awesomoth @Solly74 was pretty mooi....besides the police NAAIERS CHASING US OFF THE PUBLIC BEACH #priviledgedtiefshavenolifeandsleepearly

Akes on a plane · Jan 23, 2015 · 10:42 PM UTC

YOH! Can this slow internet just MAARCH out of my life!

Akes on a plane · Jan 22, 2015 · 9:57 PM UTC

I'm about to read myself to sleep on the comments section below this car modding is illegal article

Akes on a plane · Jan 22, 2015 · 9:29 PM UTC

The amount of people that directed me to student loans when looking for the Chinese department today though #imhereforameetingbitches

Akes on a plane · Jan 21, 2015 · 9:16 PM UTC

Yoh Pimples! MAARCH OFF MY FACE!!!

Akes on a plane · Jan 21, 2015 · 11:19 AM UTC

anyone know of a good safari close to Cape Town that isn't Aquila?

Akes on a plane · Jan 21, 2015 · 8:50 AM UTC

Had a dream that Ariana did a song with Pitbull....mommy had to give me suiker water when I woke up