@akbereo

๏ทฝ Khatib. Qari. Completing Alimiyyah.

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Check out my book btw :P amazon.com/dp/B0FL4J2D9J/

Humor in Islam

A rare glimpse into the rich sense of humor present within the vast literary corpus of Islam. From the sayings of the Prophet and the early generations, down to quotes of contemporary scholars....

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Hereโ€™s a chain of Hanbali Atharis, from Imam al-Mujaddid to Imam as-Sunnah, Ahmad ibn Hanbal And obviously, Imam Ahmad has a million chains between him and the Prophet ๏ทบ Bonus: in this chain is also Ibn Taymiyyah (ra)
Sulaiman Ahmed@ShaykhSulaimanOct 18
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Give me an isnaad that goes from Abdul Wahhab back to the Prophet (PBUH) with each person in the Isnaad being a Wahhabi or Salafi. They are polytheists. They believe in multiple gods. And all there gods are weaker that the creation. We are the only strict Monotheists who follow Surah Ikhlas.
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also see;
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If I had time, I could show you several more.
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The greatest aspect of Jannah is the fact that you will see Allah with your very own eyes. May Allah grant us all that privilege.
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The lion needs vitamin D supplements
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Me in a random hallway at 4 years old:
dave@davepeepOct 14
just realized iโ€™m alive
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Accidentally stumbled across english 2.0
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I was sitting with a Shaykh who was classmates with Mufti Shamail, he told me that he used to see him sitting near the door of the class, and the moment the lecture ended, he would put the shoes on the teachers feet with his own hands.
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Khutbas in the west: Be positive! Donโ€™t judge! Allah loves everyone ๐Ÿฅฐ Khutbas in the east:
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Kinda crazy how that one youtuber did drugs, jumped off a car, and now his face is permanently paralyzed in all his videos.
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When Iran struck Israel, they ended up killing a Palestinian. When Houthis struck Saudi Arabia, they ended up killing a Palestinian. How does this keep happening?
ุฃุฎุจุงุฑ ุงู„ุณุนูˆุฏูŠุฉ
@SaudiNews50Oct 11
ุงู„ุฎุงุฑุฌูŠุฉ ุงู„ูู„ุณุทูŠู†ูŠุฉ ุชู†ุนู‰ ุงู„ู…ูˆุงุทู† ุงู„ูู„ุณุทูŠู†ูŠ ุทู„ุงู„ ุงู„ุถุงู†ูŠุŒ ุฃุญุฏ ุฃุจู†ุงุก ู‚ุทุงุน ุบุฒุฉุŒ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุชูˆููŠ ุฌุฑุงุก ุงู„ุงุนุชุฏุงุก ุงู„ุญูˆุซูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ุทุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ู„ูƒ ุฎุงู„ุฏ ุจุงู„ุฑูŠุงุถ. -
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Memorized the Nisab amounts thinking, "there's no way they'll actually ask this on the fiqh exam" and they did.
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An old person doing zina is worse than a young person doing it. A religious person dancing in the club is worse than a non-practicing person doing it. A poor person being arrogant is worse than a rich person doing it. We judge people by what is apparent btw
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I forgot to mention, sins done publicly, in front of people, are worse than sins done secretly.
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There's no way any muslim can say this is justifiable.
Al Arabiya English
@AlArabiya_EngOct 11
๐Ÿ”ด Exclusive footage obtained by Al Arabiya English shows Umrah pilgrims preparing to board their flights as the Houthi attack struck Riyadhโ€™s King Khalid International Airport.
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If whatever you are doing goes against your personal desires, and doesn't conform to the opinions of the masses, there is a high chance you have acquired the Truth.
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