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Dani(saurus).

@akbardani

The Orange Cat in your Clowder | Situational Jester | That Tin Man in Wizard of Oz | Alien in Disguise | Sometimes I Write Something, because I'm bored.

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Joined October 2009
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It's a mystery to me We have a greed with which we have agreed And you think you have to want more than you need Until you have it all, you won't be free Society, you're a crazy breed I hope you're not lonely without me~ 🎶
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Malta, Negara Pulau Kecil tapi kaya di Eropa Selatan deket Afrika itu NGAPAIN BUKA KONSULAT DI MEDAN??
Seorge 🇪🇺 (@coaiecrete) profile pictureSeorge 🇪🇺
@coaiecreteOct 24
🇮🇩 Medan, Indonesia: 14 countries are shown across a central consular cluster and offices farther north and west. Among them is the Dutch honorary consulate on Jalan Abdullah Lubis, reopened in May 2026.
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Konteks
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Batam blackout Bali sedang langka BBM Kalimantan dikepung asap Palembang dikepung asap 🥀😢
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Kalau lihat berita-berita yang sepertinya sudah di-tuned down, Indonesia ini lagi Krisis Energi besar-besaran baik Batam, Bali, Kalimantan sampai Sulawesi, namun Jawa kayanya tetep dipaksa untuk stabil agar Pemerintahan nggak chaos.
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Gen-Z Corp
@genzcorporationOct 9
Gue kalo jadi HR, ini kandidat gua angkut sih wkwk - jujur - bisa kerja di bawah kejaran (bukan tekanan lagi) - fresh grad
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Bisa aja ngelesnya, orang sipil sinting mana yang berani jadiin rumah pejabat TNI jadi markas judol? 💀
Lambe Saham (@LambeSahamjja) profile pictureLambe Saham
@LambeSahamjjaOct 9
klarifikasi tni soal temuan rumah dinas letkol arman jadi markas judol rumah dinas itu disewakan letkol arman ke masyarakat sipil penyewanya yang menyalahgunakan rumah itu jadi markas judol jadi tni menyebut arman bukan pelaku judol, tapi yang menyewakan rumah
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Selamat Datang Monopoli Per-film-an.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 6
Warner Bros and Paramount have officially merged. DC Studios, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, CNN, CBS, HBO and Paramount+ are now all under the same company.
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Pernah, mana lihatnya barengan. Paling inget : 1. Bayangan Putih tembus pandang terbang diujung lorong, yang lihat dua orang, kita langsung nengok satu sama lain. 2. Malam-malam ada Bayangan pakai batik lewat di ruangan belakang, Semua penghuni lagi di ruangan depan. 💀💀
dipptr (@pramanaputera) profile picturedipptr
@pramanaputeraOct 5
jujur aja, kalian pernah liat hantu ga?
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Dia korban Revenge Porn ya Kak, Cowoknya tolol dan haus validasi tongkrongan. Harusnya dihujat dan disumpahin tititnya busuk belatungan impoten itu ya laki-lakinya.
Javaensis (@kangbedahhh) profile pictureJavaensis@kangbedahhhOct 6
Orang kalo video skandalnya kebesar sekarang bukannya malu dan menutup diri. Eh tapi malah jadi content creator lah, streamer lah anjirrrrr wkwkwk 🗿
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meow
@BestOfMeowOct 5
Real
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9GAG ❤️ Memeland
@9GAGOct 5
Dissociated spookily 💀
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Why
TxtdariBekasy 🇵🇸 (@txtdrbekasi) profile pictureTxtdariBekasy 🇵🇸
@txtdrbekasiOct 5
😅😅😅
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1. Bisa alasan kalau Kementerian yang dicatut, menyediakan penyewaan komersial. 2. Bisa sensor footage, agar materi sensitif nggak bocor ke publik. But No, let's do something that may add fuel and more reason to hate the government. lol Lol.
Lambe Saham (@LambeSahamjja) profile pictureLambe Saham
@LambeSahamjjaOct 4
njirrr ada orang nonton the weekend pake helikopter tapi ada logo kementrian
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Yang sekarang mainnya kasar banget anjir, Perusahaan kena Hostile Takeover kalau nggak mau kompromi, dipersulit. 💀
kelakuan meresahkan (@atokdalangs4) profile picturekelakuan meresahkan
@atokdalangs4Sep 28
Info yang beredar, penguasa katanya bakal beli beberapa stasiun TV. Nah, salah satu TV di Palmerah ini kabarnya nolak diakuisisi sama penguasa. Karena nolak, BUMN-BUMN katanya dilarang jadi sponsor di TV tersebut. Impact-nya? PHK jadi makin banyak. Sadis emang penguasa ini.
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the elusive sniffer@shandyaSep 26
Celengan was a literal celeng before they turned into chicken somehow
波霸KLEPON (CLOSED COMMISSIONS) (@ax10zx) profile picture波霸KLEPON (CLOSED COMMISSIONS)@ax10zxSep 26
Javanese piggy banks from Majapahit period.
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Ya yang bener begini, kalau disimpan di kulkas terus direbus lagi dicampur yang baru, rasanya pasti beda. Ada semacam rasa kurang fresh, atau setengah basi (sorry, nggak bisa menjelaskan dengan baik).
Vilannnn (@Vilansstt00) profile pictureVilannnn
@Vilansstt00Sep 26
baru tau klo dagangan es teh ga laku hari ini bakal dibuang, aku pikir bakalan disimpen terus besok dijual lagi😭
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Kalau ada yang gak paham sama konteks ini dan lo masih nganggur, jujur pantes aja gak dapet kerjaan
arawr (@flllowiee) profile picturearawr
@flllowieeSep 26
Jadi maksutnya gimana
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Literarium
@Literarium12Sep 27
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