Head of GTM at @chalk| Jersey girl, Fractional Ski Bum, Lapsed anthropologist | I wear an awful lot of black and I can't sit still

New York, USA
Joined September 2010
hey @united — gate-checked bag lost on UA1340 EWR>SFO Sunday. scanned on, never scanned off. 4 calls, no agent can see prior notes or give me a location. file ref 3016951177. can someone actually help? been running in circles for 3 days.
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I need a new 2023 bingo board.
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I don’t tweet but I’m tweeting cause I am still ugly crying from #TheLastOfUs
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No place like home.
Donner Lake, CA is uhhhhhh not named after Santa's reindeer
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“Macroeconomic environment” earnings call bingo.
Satan lives at Denver Airport
https://xitter.cf/t.co/D2iTTu38bk Jim Cantore literally can’t stand up. We have created a whole new storm category. – at Truckee, CA
Customers. By far the most important part of the equation, without our customers we would not be able to do what we do. Thank you for believing in our team and myself. As you may know, we are officially Yeti to launch @security_pal.
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Alexandra Kane retweeted
Hear me out: a stablecoin backed by NYC dollar slice pizza
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After death I imagine purgatory is I 80 between the Bay Bridge and Vallejo from 3-7pm – at Oakland, CA
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Also, really excited to be back in 2008. Equities are bottoming out, real estates ya know… but at least Arcade Fire is putting out good music again. – at San Francisco, CA
Why won’t anyone deliver cutlery to a hotel room? I’m pawing at rice and vegetable soup like a cave troll - again. – at San Francisco, CA
PS it never STOPPED being about FCF… – at Truckee, CA
Chopped is on in an infinite loop in all 3 star hotels catered at business travelers. – at San Francisco, CA
Alexandra Kane retweeted
Hey @elonmusk I have a @twitter rebrand idea to run by you…
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Thunderstorms at the Jersey Shore cannot be beat – at Asbury Park, NJ
Okay connection in SFO, that really godawful Giants bar is played Shania Twain’s “Man I Feel Like a Woman” 2x in a row now. Really shapin up for a great trip. – at California, USA
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The playlists in Reno airport bars continually slap. Alanis following Sheryl Crow. – at Reno, NV
Has the remote work experience failed? My thoughts below. – at Bahía de Banderas, Nayarit