Posty

bro thank you finally someone said it like we’re all here because at some point we decided spinning in circles off high ledges to hit a pixelated guy across the map with a fake sniper was the peak of human experience and no amount of fake ego or ironic detachment changes the fact that you stayed up till 3am waiting to hit a care package bounce while arguing about whether titty nacs still count and now you’re on here tweeting like you didn’t cry during a SoaR RC response in 2015 while eating pizza rolls and wearing a headset duct-taped together and it’s okay we’re all nerds we’re all washed we all spent 8 hours syncing a bo2 clip to an obscure EDM track only to get 12 views and a comment that just said “mid” from someone named Rews and if you don’t think that’s beautiful then idk bro maybe you’ve never truly lived in the glow of a cracked monitor and the faint sound of dubstep layered under 3 different trickshot calls