not ashton kutcher. or alaska. tweeting like it's 2007.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2007
Board game folks: my friend Akshay made a game! It's a simple, elegant strategy game. I have played it. It's fun! And it has five days left on kickstarter! kickstarter.com/projects/akd…
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#biasedbrag I might have invented the greatest abstract strategy game since Chess. Back it on kickstarter please kickstarter.com/projects/akd…
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I made a little video game! Hope you like it.
Replying to @playdate
Poco wants to go out and play, but the world just keeps getting in her way! Help Poco navigate the mazes while keeping an eye out for tasty fish snacks. Designed for kids but fun for all ages! And that's it for this drop. See you soon!! play.date/games/pocos-maze/?… 👾
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Imagine how confused people will be in 10 years time about how Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar once did a track together
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Turns out the green thing on this leftover pizza is basil, not mold.
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the moon was a smile in a starry sky
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We need more Fritos™ /cc @amalt
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I'm sorry @NYTGames, but today's Wordle is BS
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Help me make "Zuko Stardust" a thing
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Drunk drinking
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The National Anthem
Every time I finish reading a novel, I'm left wondering how no one in the entire book ever pooped.
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Nachos for dinner
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Orange beanie life
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Professor Dolphin
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I know @Target bags The Hotness right now, but I prefer kicking it old school with my @NewYorker tote bag
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So many zip ties
I wish I had an @rdio tshirt
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"Supply Chain Disruption" would be a good name for a heavy rock band
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Why does this need to be a thing / who are these people who don't understand toilets 101?
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