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AJ Wang

@ajwaang

my mom says i'm cool

 cool people land
Joined September 2011
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pro tip: on a diet? shake ur food before u eat it. it makes the calories in the food get confused so they can’t enter ur body
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empathy comes easily to me bc I empathetic
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note to self: be VERY gentle when dusting off flour from the FRONT of your shorts
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hi i'm aj and i'm ready to shake up your christmas #GCashShakesUpXmas
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hay Ateneo namiss kita – at Mandaluyong City, National Capital Region
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you think you know everything there is about bread... but wheat, there’s more
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you know it’s a sad day when you find out that slim jeans fit on you like skinny jeans :—( my sweet jumbo drumsticks are offended
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We would like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to Imelda Marcos! Welcome to Bilibid, the happiest place in Muntinlupa.
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when the bidet’s too strong
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🎤 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE??? 🎤 🥁 dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN 🥁 🎸 waaAHHH wah 🎸 🎤 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIE???? 😤🎤 well you can
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he rose on yeaster sunday
Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) profile pictureSassparilla@Megatronic1321 Oct 2018
Me: So Christ’s body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense
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waze on edsa be like "in two fucking days, turn right”
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petition for @PCSO to make an app to track all your betting transactions so you can monitor your spending habits better. it will be called BetLog™
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me, driving along EDSA: *signals to turn right into another lane :)* literally every other driver in metro manila: *zooms in from outta nowhere* hhhhhOOOOOYYYYY AKO MUNAAAAA
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last few hours of unemployment :3
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Don’t hate what’s bad- Just keep loving what is good more and more
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ibig niyang sabihin na dapat mag-shabu na lang tayong lahat
Inquirer (@inquirerdotnet) profile pictureInquirer
@inquirerdotnet27 Sep 2018
President Duterte says the country is experiencing a rice crisis because the rehabilitated drug addicts have started to eat | @10avendanoINQ
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mommy look at my babies!!! i love them
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[in a public restroom] guy 1: *trying to open the cubicle door* bro bakit lahat ng cubicle sarado? guy 2: di ko alam bro baka lahat sira me, in the cubicle: bRO BAKA NAMAN KASI MAY TUMATAE SA LOOB????
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Marcos did not: ❌ inspire greatness in the Filipino people ❌ inspire us to fulfill our dreams, or ❌ to bring greatness to our country Marcos did: ✅ drive our country into massive debt ✅ torture & murder innocent civilians ✅ help conceive this history-revising piece of scum
Bongbong Marcos (@bongbongmarcos) profile pictureBongbong Marcos
@bongbongmarcos11 Sep 2018
Replying to @bongbongmarcos
Happy birthday, Dad! You inspired greatness in the Filipino people, a greatness of which we must remind ourselves; and that together, we can fulfill our dreams and bring greatness to our country again. #MarcosDay
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