pls don’t take me srsly

Orange, California
Joined June 2012
omg first time in cancun in two years, kinda nervous
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What the fuck were we doing dawg? 😭
“Ayo. What is drip, if not sauce persevering?”
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aissy retweeted
she was in new jersey losing her fucking MINDDDDJSNDNF F
genuinely the funniest thing the mcu has done.
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We are in the middle of one of the largest nationwide reckonings with sexual assault ever and this guy gets on stage and calls women whores for wearing shorts at the gym? You think he doesn’t know what he is saying? It’s not only unoriginal and unfunny, it’s really disgusting.
Genuinely confused about the reaction this Shane Gillis monologue is getting. No one can seriously be that upset about this
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have you at any point considered that women are tired of being called "whores" for existing in public
Everyone is bitching about Shane Gillis on SNL. I thought it was funny and if you don’t, just don’t watch it? The funniest thing is he’s getting paid big time and these pearl clutching left wingers aren’t. Comedy isn’t dead and isn’t going anywhere, fuckin nerds
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aissy retweeted
snl firing sh*ne g*llIis after he was hired as a cast member and before he even debuted on the show for saying anti-asian racist slurs and homophobic comments and yet they CONTINUOUSLY have him back to host? make up for mind, nbc…
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I love this team i really do but I need them to put the AI down
Kiké Hernandez posted this on his IG😂
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How it feels getting 10+ likes on an instagram story
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13 years ago today, Justin Bieber started the ‘Journals’ era with his ‘Music Mondays’ series, releasing one new song every Monday for 10 weeks. ‘Heartbreaker’ was the first song released.
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I mean what the fuck even is this
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all of us right now
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OCTOBER KIKE IS HEREEEEEE
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Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That’s a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
One potential caveat: Fried’s girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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I’m actually disgusted that Ohtani chased that last pitch
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Snell pls
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GAME 2 TOMMOROW SNELLZILLA 🦖
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If Meth had a mascot
James 1:17 (Jesus is King)
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it really does fill me with fury that men live in this world that so clearly favours them and protects them, and yet they still complain, they still defend horrible men, they spend their time making things even worse. One day my head will simply explode
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It’s ok girl you got like 6 other teams you be cheering for. Chin up
Cubs to Cancun.
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