bad bitch

i whisper "what the fuck" to myself at least 20 times a day

how I feel every time I shave, exfoliate, shower, and moisturize

people suck at communicating! like if ur busy and can't talk? tell me! not interested? tell me!! want to move to cali & have 3 kids, TELL ME

its sad how so many friendships end with "we just stopped talking"

one day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" 😏

people are so fake this is why i only have like 2 friends

anyone else have a bunch of randoms on snapchat you met once but now you're kinda awkwardly watching their life through stories???

s/o to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them bc that shit is hard

don't bother lying to me, i find everything out

your son calls me mami too

u ever just have a bad day and feel like dying & then u hang out w ur friends and u feel loved and okay, those are the best kind of friends

DONT CALL A GIRL A HOE THAT YOU WERE JUST OBSESSED W A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, GROW UP

advice to girls: most boys r dumb. so stay cute & pay attention in class bc all u need is that diploma & those degrees, boys grow up later

i don't even stress over shit anymore, i just laugh it off

date the person who says, "have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything" not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them 🙃

all a girl wants is clear skin, good grades, $$$, and a good relationship

my boyfriend won't need to have multiple girls on the side...i have multiple personalities, just tell me which one to unleash boo

JUST BECAUSE A GIRL WEARS MAKEUP DOESNT MEAN SHE'S INSECURE IT MEANS SHE WANTS TO ENHANCE THE BOMB ASS BITCH THAT SHE IS

"ur a bitch" thanks, like i didn't already know

thought you were my future but ur just my ex