𝑲𝑨𝑻𝑬.➳

➶ 𝑲𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑩𝑰𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷 ➴ "𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒑!"

no maybes. sure, he'll be happy.

yeah . . . that's noted.

i can't comment on that because i already had a widow break into my apartment, i truly don't need the other one to do the same. don't get me wrong, natasha is amazing but i don't want to see her mad in any way.

yeah we'll see about that. currently i don't think handling running around doing hero stuff and dating at the same time will bw great . . .

"Who's the best little landshark that ever existed hm? Who's the best boy?" Cue the archer scratching his head.

you have a beautiful girlfriend which i'm slightly terrified of when she gets mad so i shall never call you old, antique, ancient, prehistoric or elderly. 😇

no, no. i'm happy for the two of you, seriously.

i started something didn't i. i feel like the pebble that caused an avalanche. 🤯

. . . . noted.

well of course he'll follow you, you're like his second guardian 🤨 just please bring him back, the apartment's empty enough

laura, as much as i love you, i physically recoiled.

oh no you don't.

because i don't look upon them as a mentor . . . besides i am kind of scared of the hulk.

women age like fine wine, men age like . . . different.