Bereft of all social charms.

Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Joined October 2009
Brb, framing this and putting it on my wall
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I’ve been fortunate enough to explore a lot of Canada, and I’m always blown away by how many beautiful places and wonderful people we have here. I’m very lucky and very proud to share this country with all of you. ♥️ #ForeverCanadian #ableg
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Dildo absolutely rules. 🍆 Popped over to Spread Eagle after. Newfoundland is horny as hell.
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Have to take a moment to shout out the coolest hotel I’ve ever stayed at. It’s literally like sleeping in a music museum. And Styx is playing here this weekend. STYX!??!
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A post-midnight puck drop here in Newfoundland. Up for the challenge. 🫡 #LetsGoOilers
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The travel essentials: Passport ✅ Airport Chili’s beer ✅ Book about a woman sexually attracted to planes to read on the plane ✅
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I love Jack just casually trauma dumping on national television on a random Wednesday. We are all Jack.
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Imagine how embarrassing it must be to be a Bouchard hater right now
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Not to be dramatic but the Edmonton Oilers make me want to die
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Gotta say I’m liking the Thursday night Oilers MUCH MORE than the Tuesday night Oilers
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…..why are the Tuesday Oilers back?????
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I can’t think of a better example of Oilers hockey than this game.
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I’d like to request another 5 months without the Oilers please
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Not even halfway through one game and I am already sick of the Oilers’ goaltending this season
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The amount of Americans I’m seeing say “Greenland is ours!” makes me think that somehow, against all odds, MAGA is even dumber than I thought.
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This is shameless propaganda. The United States is NOT getting ownership of Greenland. Stop plastering the U.S. flag on our land as if Greenland has somehow become American territory. It hasn’t.!! Greenland remains Greenland under the Kingdom of Denmark. Show some respect for our land and the people of Greenland!! Shame on you!!!!!
ITS HAPPENING
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The post's meme implies U.S. annexation of Greenland, but the Sept. 18 agreement expands military access and veto rights without any sovereignty transfer. Greenland remains an autonomous Danish territory. cnn.com/2026/09/18/pol… bbc.com/news/articles/… theguardian.com/world/2026/sep…
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Bro you had me at Nathan Fielder
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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I actually appreciate Kane because he’s been an asshole across 17 years and 5 franchises, and don’t we all crave consistency these days? I’d be certain the world was ending if I woke up one day and he was a nice guy. So thank you, Evander, for never learning a single lesson.
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I missed a shot playing pool and said “fuck me to death” and the table beside us looked over at me like I was a monster. I said “whoops I should watch my mouth” and then next turn yelled “son of a cunt” so I should either learn how to swear less or suck less at pool
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So this is my office for the week 😍
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I did not realize how important it was to me to see Drinking in LA live until it was happening
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