Joined January 2016
This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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Video so reasonable I'm concerned why she had to make this
No I can get with this 😭😭😭
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Ajzuleey…𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦 yyouuh. Letzz skihp iiihhhT ᵗʰʰ⁻ʰʰᵘʰ! CABaggje 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘢𝘫𝘩𝘦𝘩 𝙘𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙝𝙙𝙜𝙚 😡
actually, fuck you! let’s skip it! CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE
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Emily retweeted
everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these
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You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour
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excuse me it’s Dr. Stupid Bitch to you
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Watching my friend with two degrees cry over someone who's only aspiration in life was meconium.
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#iwtv #tvl #loustat Лестат готовит романтический ужин для Луи
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Not only am I spiritually Chinese I am also physically Chinese
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Emily retweeted
this video alone radicalised me and i really want other women to watch it and digest it cause holy shit this made me question everything
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loustat
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And it’s so funny cos it’s mostly the hyperindependent girlies that become little girls around you, when you show you’re a man Moved to this woman cos she was independent, had been to different countries on her own, was literally holding her life together, I was so impressed Until we started dating and I saw the sides I didn’t get to see prior, the soft, childish, playful, disorganized, cute side and it’s an amazing sight to witness fr If you want a woman to express femininity, you have to express masculinity, no other way
The best feeling in a relationship as a woman is being able to be a girl because your man is a man
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i hate sf. im staying over at my friend’s place and their “guest bed” is just 18 boxes of unopened soylent
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Me and this leftover pasta
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Do you think a little country like The Bahamas is harmless? Think again. "Bahamas" is actually Chinese for "Eight Hamases"
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The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away
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Emily retweeted
you guys are gonna have to become less talented because i can’t keep crying at these edits 😭 the beginning of brutal love + church kiss was diabolical ffs
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Let’s infuriate mama
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