@ailijones

im just lookin for someone to fight | t1d | she/her

 Washington- not DC
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Joined July 2013
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A girl in my sorority once ran across campus to bring me a battery for my insulin pump because I was in lab, & today she pulled out a handful of batteries and said she carries them around just in case I need one and it's honestly the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
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sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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The winners of the Michigan Secretary of State’s “I Voted” sticker contest were revealed this morning after a public vote. Here are some of the victorious designs:
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I am overjoyed. I have been a longtime supporter of Tim Walz ever since I learned about him like last week
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I need someone to explain to me like I’m 5 years old. It was confirmed that is she born a biological woman but testing showed elevated levels of testosterone. If we are saying elevated levels of testosterone makes you a biological man, does that mean ‘women’ who suffer from acne, PCOS, diabetes, alopecia and infertility linked to Hyperandrogenism makes them men? Or is this only in regard to Sporting events when the winning woman has this condition.
Velina Tchakarova
@vtchakarova1 Aug 2024
Algeria‘s biological man Imane Khelif has beat Italy’s Angela Carini after only 45 sec in 66 kg boxing preliminaries at the #Olympics. What a disgrace! What about the rights of biological female athletes? Where are all the feminists when you need them?
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It’s my bday and I’m spending it alone so everyone should venmo me $1 so I can go buy a new puzzle k thank
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i hope we get another submersible with billionaires trapped inside of it this summer. we've been good. we deserve it
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My new bit (that no one but myself thinks is funny) is to swipe up on people’s stories and say “did you mean to put this on your main story??” Like to literally anything. Selfies, dog vids, pics w the girls, aNYTHING
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B- for effort
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you're not "hiking" you're just walking in the woods for attention
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seeing who liked me on hinge fills me with rage and hatred
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If someone pays me back via Venmo I feel like I just made money, is this girl finances?
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Allegedly – at Atlanta, GA
it’s Yo DASH not YODA
@yodashdoll8 Mar 2024
Yall be snoring ?
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eye-lee retweeted
tay
@capsinfour5 Mar 2024
listen to this track bitch ‼️
bored swiftie@boredswiftpolls3 Mar 2024
What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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Doing cocaine at the Cheesecake Factory with my friends
𝐘 ي@xienarchy21 Feb 2024
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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What’s the female equivalent to a guy going through his phone showing you his pics
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Snapchats random memories be showin me the absolute worst times of my life with people I no longer am friends with
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eye-lee retweeted
user
@user0000O017 Feb 2024
it’s always the craziest bitches that want to major in psychology
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LMAOOO
syd divine
@SydDivineTarot4 Feb 2024
Your last saved meme is going to tell you how your Valentine's Day will go!
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My roommate went bananas, moved back in with my parents, I broke my arm swing dancing, had to have surgery, my ex bf crawled back into my life and ruined it…did I miss anything?
☾@fa1rymoongf7 Feb 2024
when ur card declines at therapy so they make u relive through sept-oct 2023
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