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"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered..."
"It was a disaster"
"The perfect world is a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from". 🤦♂️
- Agent Smith.
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Before you forgive her for cheating, just remember that you only know 2% of what went down.
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The saddest reality is when a man makes money, his biggest dream is to give it to the people he loves, starting with his wife.
And when a woman makes money, her biggest dream is to be independent, keep it to herself, and spend it on herself.
She doesn't even wanna have a husband.
She just wants to be free and this explains why marriages where the woman earns more than the man are doomed to fail.
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😂 whatever you guys are doing in Naija, you should come up with a new name for it. It is not what oyibo's call dating.
Replying to @jon_d_doe
Even if Jesus comes and explains it to him, they will never understand.
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Replying to @inecnigeria
@inecnigeria has disregarded the Electoral Act by failing to publish the voters’ register online for public scrutiny, even after the statutory 90-day deadline has passed.
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My sisters were also abandoned by my mother.
My immediate elder sister (our first daughter) became our "mother" from a young age of 11.
And she took care of out father until she got married.
Our mother didn't attend any of our weddings.
When she was about to get married, questions like "won't she abandon her husband like her mother did?" came up.
Her husband did his findings and people told him that a woman who grew up taking care of her father will make a good wife.
They're over 20 years in marriage now.
Replying to @jon_d_doe
I took my time to read this
And the post before this
If I get you correctly your are saying a man should not marry a woman with a bad mother
Correct me if I'm wrong
And your previous post spoke about how your mother treated you and her words
Imagine you have a sister who is about to get married
Will you advice her potential husband to judge her base on her mothers attitude?
Am I overthinking this? Because I am genuinely struggling to understand what is happening in Nigeria.
@inecnigeria has disregarded the Electoral Act by failing to publish the voters’ register online for public scrutiny, even after the statutory 90-day deadline has passed.
Even under Mahmood Yakubu, the register was published online, with a mechanism for complaints and objections.
Today, NOTHING!
And somehow, the country has moved on like nothing happened.
WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?
Apart from @ARISEtv and @fijnigeria, where is the Nigerian media?
Where are @YIAGA, @EUinNigeria @EU_SDGN , @NDI and the other civil society organisations?
@NigeriaNDCHQ .@ADCNig ARE YOU PEOPLE SLEEPING? Are you actually preparing for this election?
This is the voters’ register we are talking about. THE VERY FOUNDATION OF AN ELECTION!
INEC has effectively said, “To hell with public scrutiny. Do your worst.”
And our collective response is SILENCE.
I am genuinely pained.
We complain about electoral malpractice and compromised institutions, yet when it is time to demand accountability BEFORE an election, everybody suddenly goes quiet.
Must we wait until votes are cast and results are disputed before we start shouting?
Seriously, am I the only one who finds this silence deeply disturbing?
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Replying to @TheCountMonteCR
You same ass wipes complaining that Elon should give his money away are complaining that he wants to give money away! You can't even make this shit up.
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Mental gymnastics level: Expert.
Elon wants to give the shares 100% directly to the kid.
Critics: “No, run it through the state so 30% goes to admin, 20% to fraud, and 5% maybe reaches them. Anything else is bad.”
Hi @elonmusk , we’ve conducted the most comprehensive study to date on tax unfairness in the United States.
We found that you, like your fellow billionaires, pay a lower effective tax rate than the average American.
So if you really want to help the American people, I have a better suggestion than charity: pay more taxes. 🧵
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We built civilization while hungry, exhausted, sick, and short on time.
Now, imagine what we'll build when those limits are gone.
2030s
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You are looking for money to provide for your girlfriend, she's looking for another man that will replace you.
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imagine having to be publicly opposed to flying cars AND giving children billions of dollars in the same week lmao 😂
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It's exciting to see the game connect with everyday experiences in unexpected ways.
Imagine your in-game money getting you a treat outside the game.
🎥 Creator: @ruch_snails
#LagosLife
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Replying to @Chocolatechomzy
People who grew up with 2 responsible parents should thank God everyday.































