Maria 🦀

Started using a new brand of deodorant about 6 months ago and it’s always had this distinct smell that I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until today. It’s insect repellent. I’ve literally been making myself smell like insect repellent. For 6 months. 🤦🏽‍♀️

It smells like summer outside

It feels like there’s a big earthquake coming

Icecream… but it’s lolly cake flavoured

hunger games but it’s with the vampires from twilight

I want to go to an all you can eat sushi restaurant so bad

Why do air nz lollies go so hard

Do you wash your legs in the shower???

When the whole table says they don’t want dessert so you have to pretend you’re also too full when really you’re feening for a sticky date pudding 🙂

Is there anything better than hot chips? I think not.

What happens to queens bday public holiday now 🥺

lmfaooo what is this

new world muffins (specifically blueberry)

told you bitches !!

Do you genuinely think you’re funny??

When it rains it pours 😭

Thoughts on New Years?

Anyone else have a chickenpox scar on their forehead??

My life may be a mess rn but I’ve got friends, I’ve got family and I’m gonna fuck 2022 in the ass, god bless 🤠