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I love my rescue dogs, fermented grape juice, motorcycles, & shiny things. Proponent of the Oxford Comma. OPs Director @MondaySwimwear. Xenophile. Francophile.

 St Augustine, FL
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Joined April 2008
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13 years?! Jeebus.
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Then why don’t you provide my 79yo father with some electricity for the 1st time in 24h so they can curb use of their gas fireplace that they thankfully have to keep warm?
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Replying to @StylishEsquire
@TWLAWPLLC
*waits for a lizard tongue to zip out of Pence's mouth at any moment to grab the fly... I think this is his Turing Test.
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@TheDailyShow8 Oct 2020
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*googles are flies landing on you a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*
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I mean, at this point the fly hasn't just landed there.... It's laid eggs.
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Anyone else get a LOL from a #NationalEmergency being declared on FRIDAY THE 13TH?!? 👻😱 #TrumpPressConference #FridayThe13th #darkhumor
SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM HIM!
He’s declaring a “national emergency”... “Two very big words”, he says… (after looking them up)
I battled this shit show today—terribly disorganized. Reallllllly hope they can get it together because right now it's awful.
Karen Hua (@K_Hua) profile pictureKaren Hua@K_Hua29 Oct 2019
LAX just banned Uber/Lyft curbside pickups today. THIS is the chaos it’s created. It usually takes me 10 minutes to get a curbside ride. Today most of us waited 45 minutes. How is this better? @flyLAXairport
To-dahs "Bless Up LA! - THE BEST AFRO-CARIBBEAN PARTY IN LA" eventbrite.com/e/bless-up-la… @Eventbrite
Y'all.... "Free Jerk Wings: Yardies Caribbean Smokehouse: Pop-Up Experience @ 1066 South Fairfax Avenue" eventbrite.com/e/free-jerk-w… @Eventbrite
Replying to @Delta
@delta flight DL195 killing me w/ 1 hr delayed departure after an entire 10 hr flight on DL91 with no infotainment system #skymileslife ? 😭 – at College Park, GA
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Frankie's Tiki Room knows what's up! #SSDGM #myfavoritemurder #oneofus #oneofus @MyFavMurder @claireiszesty 🗿🖤 – at Las Vegas, NV
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TN Attorney General: FDA approved OxyContin labels, not OxyContin maker's 'deception' tnne.ws/2MNRlkO via @Tennessean – at Los Angeles, CA
I mean, who really has time to think for themselves now anyway? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ techcrunch.com/2018/05/20/ar…

Are algorithms hacking our thoughts? | TechCrunch

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Hey @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne, I need access to my financial data in apps. Please let me use services I depend on! #protectdataaccess
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Sparingly... xitter.cf/G_Stamp_6094/status/98…
... from the cloud... or whatever... #zuckerberg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
While we're at it, let's go ahead and rewrite every document ever created that contains legal jargon... There's already an entire #southpark episode devoted to this whole TOS argument ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #zuckerberg
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