@ahjesse

thoughts my own | he/him | 32 | Robin Father | Chickadee Houser | Possum Papa | all tweets satire unless otherwise indicated AMA: https://xitter.cf/t.co/m4YFQAH30e

 Upstate NY
Joined August 2011
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kat@peppermintflybyOct 18
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Cat 🖤@KittyBombBeeOct 18
Can I come over and try the Chinese sex tips on you.
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deadgirl@tearheraprtOct 17
Praise kink but im lowkey not good at anything
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ʚɞ@meowcissismOct 17
of course i like to be praised i was neglected as a child
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ant@persistantzOct 17
been working on being the bigger person recently haha 😆 *rubs my fat fucking belly*
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Roony@RoonystersOct 17
Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
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Crispy 🍎@gaytwinkfaggotOct 16
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daisy 🧛🏻‍♀️ 1/30kg@starvinm0nsterOct 16
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arjun@ShinyArjunOct 17
you know the dsa anthrax attack is fake bc they sent it to an actual politician and not like. another member from a rival caucus
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magz@magn1fic3ntOct 16
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chxrred #VIOLETNATION@chxrredfleshOct 16
if the "counter-items" on my L->R meta build were important, then they wouldn't be labeled as "optional"
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Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTYOct 17
sorry i’m traumatized do u still think im hot Lol
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evren@Evrenrw1Oct 16
the parallels...
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Hot Pepper@peppercutsgrassOct 17
Bro. I’m telling you right now, you will not regret watching this one. I try not to oversell shit. Fuckin trust me on this ONE video.
𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲@evilitalianOct 16
do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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