Really hoping for an upgrade on my connecting @united flight coming up... I need that Global First!!
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I hope everyone knows this is sarcastic, and I can't wait to hear how he'll twist it to something gross just like he did with Orlando
yup that was a period. I guess I'm mad at something. maybe the fact that it's 85 degrees inside my house
This is how zombies are made xitter.cf/uberfacts/status/67189…
NY-Vegas: He read my book. A violinist read my book! @austintexasnot
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Had the best cheesecake at the Rock Center Summer Garden! Perfect people watching! @NYHiltonMidtown #myempirestateofsummer
The lightest and fluffiest NY cheesecake ever at Rock Center Summer Garden! #cheesecake… instagram.com/p/2r2RzmoPUh/
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I got this new calorie counting app ... Every day I go for a new high score ... Winning!
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25% Russians die before reaching the age of 55, compared to just 1% in the U.S., and vodka is to blame.
Blog Giveaway: win 2 American Airlines upgrades (fly business or first class) wp.me/p4d1XU-17E via @LuxTravelExpert #LTEgiveway
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FUCK
I wanna see you
Hug you
Make you smile
Make you laugh
Just lie on the sofa next to you
Then fall asleep beside you
It'd be nice










