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i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.
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Admittedly, we are running out of new ideas..
Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode buff.ly/vXMAvk8
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beautiful but unfortunately i’m a 2000s kid and my first association with this lake will always be that it’s the spot anakin skywalker announced he didn’t like sand
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The Super Bowl commercial we would’ve ran this year had we done one
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