Sharp as a tack; but in the sense that I’m not smart just a prick.

Ohio, USA
Joined October 2010
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You can basically be happy every day if you listen to ska
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I'm a 58-year-old retired roofer from Zanesville, OH who has no relationship with his children and has been banned from 4 separate Chili's locations for berating staff, and I have deep concerns about the Democratic candidate for mayor of New York City, a place I have never been.
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Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"
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Der Gestürzte, by Wilhelm Lehmbruck, 1915-16, 📸 by @rheathcote
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calling it now. song of the summer, boys
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happy international women’s day, queens
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Polo Ralph Lauren
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I can’t wait to order the Kneecap meal
Looks like Uncle O'Grimacey is coming back for Shamrock Shake season this year. It's been nearly 45 years since his last formal appearance - that has to be some kind of record, right?
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Please, God, don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise.
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“my passion in life is chilling”
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i ran 80,000 simulations and all your fits are trash
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Faygo to the polls
Insane Clown Posse endorse Kamala Harris for president → cos.lv/s6rG50TRhZe
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In Singapore at a speakeasy eating oxtail rigatoni 🙂‍↕️
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