@agentmends

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( .͟.͟. ) ⠀ ⠀ ‘ 𝙩𝙤𝙤 ⠀ ⠀ bad ⠀ ⠀ the ⠀ ⠀ fall ⠀ ⠀ didn’t ⠀ ⠀ knock ⠀ ⠀ the ⠀ ⠀ wise⎯ᴀss ⠀ ⠀ out ⠀ ⠀ of ⠀ ⠀ 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

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‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𓏼 ‍ ‍‍ 𝚜ᵘᵖᵉ𝚛ɢɪ͡ʀ͟ʟ.@agentmendsSep 22
⠀ *̲ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑖𝑟𝑢𝑠 adjusted ﹠. 𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 ／ 𝖎t’s bee͟n 𝚊 ᴘᴀʀᴛ 𝗈𝖿 ᵐᵉ ever 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴. ᛪ︡
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ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ݃@cordifrmOct 20
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ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ݃@cordifrmOct 20
⠀ ⠀ 𖬺. ⠀ ⠀ i’ll ⠀ ⠀ try ⠀ ⠀ my ⠀ ⠀ best .⠀ ⠀ ⠀ *⠀! ⠀ ⠀ 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵. ⠀ ⠀ you’ll ⠀ ⠀ ˢee ⠀ ⠀ how⠀ ⠀ far ⠀ ⠀ i’ll ⠀ ⠀ 𝘨𝘰 ⠀ ⠀ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 ⠀ ⠀ 𝘺𝘰͟𝘶 .⠀ ⠀ *⠀!
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( rolling eyes. )
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 20
i'll take that as a 'yes', then ?
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ki@kikicidesOct 19
scientists reveal the huh
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next time i’m not helping you.
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 19
( delectation, in faintest of hints. ) is that worry i'm hearing in your voice, agent ?
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i bet. think you’ll take care of yourself a little better next time? i noticed you were just ignoring it.
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 19
not really. gotta thank pops' genetics or whatever for that. but that one somehow managed to hit me full force.
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i’m just glad you’re feeling better， jake. do you get sick often?
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 19
wanted to say thank you. for the tea. it helped, i'think.
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i do. what’s this about?
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 19
d'you have five ⸺ .. three minutes and a half to spare, @agentmends ?
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terra 🌙@lesbianlecterOct 14
rip jake muller you wouldve loved rage baiting kids on fortnite
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嗝屁貓@hxdiedcatOct 15
我也速写一个小雪
♱@22plagasOct 13
re2r co-op why the fuck is Sherry holding this gun w one hand LMFAOOOO
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Leo@Jillsandwiches3Oct 14
I remember someone on tiktok saying he had a solid 20 bucks on her dying 😭
Waleed@Waleedx2007Oct 13
Resident Evil 2 (1998)
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( free hand， standing akimbo. pursed lips turn downward ever so slight. ) this is 𝘧𝘰𝘳 you， jake. to drink. i promise it’s not going to take too much of your time.
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( looking up for split second, enough to notice steam, golden halo, azure eyes. back to proper lubrication of action mechanisms. ) it's yours. keep it.
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sauntering back. not so much of a looming stature. index gently taps warm mug in her grasp before offering it. honey and lime for the throat.
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 14
scrubbing bolt face to remove carbon ⸺ weapon gets more care than own body ever did. nothing for that cough, not that he needs anything ( *cup of water every now and then suffices, in his eyes. )
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scrunching face with light scowl. does he have anything for 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 cough⎯⎯doesn’t matter， she will find something for it.
‎． ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁶‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ⁺𝚂͟𝙷ooTE𝖱͟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ͐@merccuresOct 14
letting out most disgusting cough in her general direction once settled further away. childish gesture, but *oh so satisfying. clinking of gun parts, clearing of his throat. 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴.
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[ 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 … ] closing binder of files ﹠. going for immediate distance.
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exhibiting nastiest cough one can possibly have.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Today is National I Love You Day.
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♱@22plagasOct 13
re2r co-op why the fuck is Sherry holding this gun w one hand LMFAOOOO
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nics@pinchofelocinOct 12
"What's going on between you and.."
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