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Buenos días corazones
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kylie🐞@livsbarbie15h
well my head IS full of poison and my heart IS full of doubt
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asia 🍓@brdgesbvrn18h
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
BREAKING: Actor Noah Wyle emerges as the clear favorite to be People's 2026 Sexiest Man Alive, edging Clavicular & more. 79% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/People2026
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i contain multitudes@pluralbears19h
sucks so bad to spend ur childhood fantasizing about living a normal adult life, only to realize you'll never be normal and u are significantly socially delayed
elly@suzifumiOct 19
tricky part of adulthood is that i spent all my child and teenage years as an unperson who did nothing but sit in a room because i had no friends and my parents neglected me so i do not have the life experiences youre supposed to have that lets you function among other adults
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CAN YA'LL FUCKING STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT ISRAEL!!! albanians have been explaining to all of you over and over again what we are actually fighting against in these protests and all of you idiots like to simplify it with "israel and kushner"
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 17
Albania has been retaken by the Albanians the Prime Minister himself admits it from a random location where he is hiding. Time for him to leave a Government for Albanians, not Israel to take over.
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Clinton Atreides@TheEldianSaviorOct 19
What really pisses me off is the way people talk about Korra not having teammates who had her back, these people would drop whatever they were doing to follow her whenever she needed them. Asami literally funded all their global travels but they’re pissed that her teammates…..
Maxwell
@Maxwell637159Oct 19
fandom tried saying Korra's team lacked loyalty, but Mako & Bolin literally jumped out of bed at 3 AM to fight a lavabender and a combustion bender in their underwear 🙄🔥
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Hi, so, Jean Grey literally just saved ALL of reality a couple of years ago. Might want to actually read comics.
Opposite_Hedgehog_75@75OppositeOct 19
Is it me or does X-Men has a massive loosing streak when saving the world
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 19
i go to work, i make my coworkers wonder what is wrong with me and then i clock out
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nina@strapidehmoafiOct 20
this your sexiest man alive?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
BREAKING: Actor Noah Wyle emerges as the clear favorite to be People's 2026 Sexiest Man Alive, edging Clavicular & more. 79% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/People2026
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p · ⋆ 🌊🩻@goldedkintsugiOct 19
hes gonna love lorde’s ribs performance at ultrasound when he grows up
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@prtygal777Oct 18
such a precious moment
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kael@kaelwontmissOct 18
do u rlly want a relationship or do u just want a deep connection with someone that would choose you over anyone
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2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 19
Singer Gerard Way was so personally impacted by watching the World Trade Center towers fall that he is forming a band with drummer Matt Pelissier, though the form of this band is not yet known.
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MrsFishVEVO@Will_KelloggOct 18
she wouldn’t have the range for that tbqh
ty 🖤@thisismeTYingOct 18
Replying to @swiftiexchiefs
If Taylor had a song called "Snorting C*ke At the Anonymous Grindr Hookup", they would LIVEEEEEE for her.
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Los gringos son la especie más inútil y dañina de nuestros tiempos.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 18
Donald Trump endorses Benjamin Netanyahu for re-election ahead of Israel’s October 27 elections.
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shredded Denim@denimneverdiesOct 19
Can't think of any other artist whose fans talk as if dunking on them is a civil rights violation
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fae³⁸¹🐝@goatemilianOct 19
this is who should've worn the victoria secret fantasy bra instead of kylie jenner 🙄
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apples 4 juliette@appleslesbiansOct 18
"no kings" and no demands either apparently yesss lets all walk slowly down the street and leave when the police tell us to
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Genuinely the most useless group of people on earth
Morgan J. Freeman
@mjfreeOct 17
NYC warming up for #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Need a man with this build in my bed stat
Tony but yapping@Tonalite_TOct 19
Picks you up and throws you
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Kaka Zodia@kakazodiaOct 18
People are finally beginning to ask the right questions about the No Kings people . They are the biggest ongoing political-movement grift worldwide.
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