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This is all fine.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined October 2007
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“I voted for him but I didn’t vote for this to happen” is sort of like saying “I ordered a hamburger, why the fuck have you brought me a ground beef patty in between two buns”
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So Elon is full nazi now. Crazy. Good thing this platform is all about no censorship free speech so I can say that.
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This guy’s name is Dean Withers. He’s 20 years old. And he’s tearing down racist, misogynistic, and totally false claims about Kamala Harris one far-right Republican at a time. Take some time to watch this. It’s so amazing.
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For 20 years, when people ask me what my dream job is, I have always said "chief sarcasm officer". I just now realized that's @Wendys social media manager.
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"Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you?" VANCE: "Hahahaha. Uh well, I guess, I guess they'd, they'd like, they'd want to have a beer with me because I actually do like to drink beer and um, I probably like to drink beer a little bit too much, but that's ok."
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agent37 retweeted
WTF is a post-birth abortion? Someone please explain this to me like I’m dumb as a rock.
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Gov. Walz: I can't wait to debate JD Vance. That is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up
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This proves JD Vance is a reasonable man.
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Vance: I would call my wife up here to speak but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch
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These are the same assholes who killed grandma during Covid because they wouldn’t wear a mask because, ‘it looks ridiculous’.
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Does @foofighters know their music is being played at the RNC convention right now? I can hear it in the background of cnn.
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The only perspective on AI that matters
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No one is above the law.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
On December 1, 2024, President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, for crimes covering nearly 11 years of “offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.” whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…
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35 seconds! That’s how long Trump froze when his teleprompter stopped scrolling at yesterday’s NRA convention. He can't think or speak without a teleprompter. All he could do was shake his head in frustration & grimace in embarrassment until it restarted.
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Unless he’s dead.
You’re never too old to listen to your dad.
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