Joined July 2015
what is it called when you lock in & crash out at the same time
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fucking the slavemaster’s wife had 2 be a crazy feeling yo
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when the coping mechanism is believing everyone hates you and you should isolate yourself completely
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you jerk off to things like boobs and asses i jerk off to concepts like money and power and pretty feet we are not the same
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Back when pussy was hairy🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍
take us back to 1995 😍😭
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Take sum fine shit out to eat and then here come a fine ass waiter causing tension
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Trying to write a personal statement when your life is lowkey lame asl
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE SO BACK #WWERAW
SAMI ZAYN ALONG SIDE ROMAN REIGNS AS HE YELLS “ACKNOWLEDGE ME” THE HONORARY UCE IS BACK 😭 #WWERAW
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literally me in 2017-19 vs 2025-26 and it’s not even remotely funny
they took his fucking soul
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Ferrari's fresh threads for Texas 🔥 #F1 #USGP
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Today is Evaluate Your Life Day.
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My 20 yr old daughter doing the brakes on her car. She’s also starting her 4th year apprenticeship as an electrician. Proud Dad here. 🥰
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October 19, 2010 🗓️✨🔙 Real Madrid 2-0 AC Milan.
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Lionel Messi during 2011 Ballon d’Or photoshoot at his home.
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The first 2 hours of work on Monday is just me accepting that I'm at work.
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this after half a day in operations meeting would heal me
French pedi for the queen
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When you correct AI and it says you’re right.
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Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill
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me on the first link
we gotta be locked in like this
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it’s been The Weeknd over the years but i gotta give flowers to Drake now
can you guess who’s gonna be your top artist on Spotify Wrapped this year? 🎶🎶
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“Gon fuck that nigga get it over with” is one bar I’m never gonna understand
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