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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiac15 Jan 2025

What if my pinned was just

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

I shouldn't recognize this but as a landscape painter...

bingus company@arcadiaofsorrowOct 28

adore this ugly ass mountain in darkling woods.. rent was due..

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.@slimescryOct 27

i just kissed you in my mind hope you felt it

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

did god just throw out a "who want me"?

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

. . . hey, wait a minute

dear@deardeerdollOct 28

i only get so violent and mean when im in love

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bingus company@arcadiaofsorrowOct 28

when you have a friend

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ojan 🌱@ojandoraOct 28

Replying to @arcadiaofsorrow

when you're red and have a friend and he's green for amazing reason

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☥ Yuge Bigly🌹

@space_treasure8Oct 27

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🌙𝓛𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒂@lunarcomfortsOct 25

˙❤️‍🩹˖ “𝒢𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝒘𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟.ᐟ” #𝓢𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚𝓢𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚

🎨 soma021794 @ tumblr

ALT 🎨 soma021794 @ tumblr

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Dimi@dlml__Oct 26

I saw someone say she's appropriating white culture by being punk and it's very important to me that everyone knows the song played in this trailer is LITERALLY about a black woman being called a poseur by fellow punks because of her skin color 50 YEARS AGO

no one's cooler than her

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tamafry@tamafriesOct 27

Syrene and Frelian Snapper for breakfast #FEHeroes #FEH #FireEmblem #FE7

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abigail 🩵 🐁🪤@abichungusOct 27

people sleep on pixel art faps but Lord Above knows im Awake.

SteamingTofu - Commissions open@Steaming_TofuOct 27

Sofia, the shortstack foodie of Fortune's Weave! I was mesmerized by her animations, so I HAD to put her in GBA Emblem!

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abigail 🩵 🐁🪤@abichungusOct 27

tim hortons donuts kinda look like a butthole and im a #RimBeast #ButtEater

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tamafry@tamafriesOct 27

Manuela scuba diving #fe3h #fireemblem

Manuela Casagranda scuba diving. The waters are sunset coloured and she is surrounded by tropical fish.

ALT Manuela Casagranda scuba diving. The waters are sunset coloured and she is surrounded by tropical fish.

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Genius Mage Extrodinare; Lute@PrestogiousMageOct 27

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𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫@taciturntacticsAug 29

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#FERP #MVRP ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Threads below. ⠀

️️ ️️️️️️️️️@ichortaleAug 27

you’re a weapon. weapons don’t weep.

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

IF YOU GET A CALL FROM ME FONT ANSWER, IM DRUNK

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

I have never regretted anything

Respectful Memes

@RespectfulMemesOct 27

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 28

nowsh

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𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗲 🔞@ardentcavalryAug 13

❥ 𝙄𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨. 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚. #FERP

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Lazy Guard Dog 🔞🍳@afordesiacOct 27

// cyan talking up sacred stones while red finally kills chronos is fucking surreal.

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