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Joined September 2013
Man U is falling apart and some key players didn’t show up for practice and my QB1 has a blood clot and them dumbasses cleared him to play. But it’s okay, cause the Sixers and LeBron plays today 🙃
BREAKING: Manchester United had several players missing from training this morning including Marcus Rashford, Lisandro Martinez, Kobbie Mainoo and Luke Shaw 🚨
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Imma beat y’all ass @Eagles
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I love you Jalen Hurts and I’m sorry them dumbasses made you play even though you shouldn’t have
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If cheating your way to winning a Champions League, multiple Premier League titles, multiple FA Cups and multiple League Cups just results in a couple seasons in the Championship… everyone should do it. What on Earth.
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Breaking: Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, per a statement from the team and his agent.
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Being an Eagles and Man U fan is really difficult right now. Check up on your homeboys
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Imagine you’re enjoying life one day smelling the trees and flowers and then one of these flying car fuckers crash and kill you
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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Folks on X/Twitter that don't follow sports, I feel bad for you all. They shove this shit in front of your faces 😂Luckily I do so it's not that annoying for me but I can only imagine for the other people
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Noooo…. Air Sesko…. 💔💔💔
🚨🎙️🗣️: Michael Carrick on Benjamin Sesko “Sesko will be out for a long time. May be next year to fully see him play again, we have to take our time. [@talk_SPORT]
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Me watching Tanner McKee under center, handing the ball off to Dameon Pierce on Sunday
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BREAKING: Jalen Hurts is out this Sunday due to a superficial blood clot
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Enjoyed that. Great to see City lose
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Live scenes from Man City vs PSG
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I was late watching the game cause I was taking my dog out and what do I see two minutes in?? Atléti scores 1-0
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If Martinez gets punished somehow, it might be time for me to just focus on local football with @PhilaUnion instead. What happened to the childhood club I grew up with @ManUtd
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Calling it right now. It’s going to be radio silence from the board. Slimy bastards
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It doesn't hurt anymore
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