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aface1

@aface1

Head of Content Production and Endurance Athlete

 United States
Joined March 2008
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@iRunFarJul 11
Richard Cook is tenth at the top of the Bear Creek switchbacks, 3 hours and 26 minutes back of the leader. Living up to his bib number 123, he says that his mantra is 'uno, dos, tres… keep moving'. #HR100
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if you wear tshirts with cats on them, you are my mortal enemy
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Cybertruck with the Online Ceramics bumper sticker 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Thank you @RIMOWA —
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fuck nightshades
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Does calling me an asshole … actually make me an asshole or are you projecting or both?
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@Scoped2 Apr 2023
First time in a while I’m proud that I’m from Connecticut
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Whats worse
0%NYC during Art Week
0%Miami during Basel
0%LA during Oscars week
0 votes • Final results
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About to neti pot the air bno hot tub water
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nothing says i’m cultured like a poster from a museum exhibit that closed 10 years before you were born in a city you never visited.
Everyone drinks except nerds and recovering alcoholics.
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Hockey is the sport version of Blue Lives Matter
gonna catch a RICO charge trying to afford these e-citibikes
“your goretex collection is more likely to get wet than the thots your dm”
In solidarity with Will Smith, I will also not be attending the Oscars for ten years.
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Hate to say it but these cheesesticks slap
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instead of a nice dinner with my wife and cousins in santa monica… i’m eating racist papa johns pizza out of my trunk in culver city
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Real winners aren’t buying in bulk
New fav marketing agency term: “Client Watering”
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Before posting, just ask yourself what will @donetodeath and @KINGS0L0M0N say
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