wishing I had the balls to say what I really think in a light hearted funny way.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Joined June 2009
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Gen X defined:
Ages 45-61
Looks 35-40
Will 100% throw hands
Doesn't care about your feelings
Cusses a lot
Will make you cry with words
Great work ethic
Pragmatic
Zero tolerance for stupidity
Skeptical of authority
Doesn't trust anyone at 1st
Extremely loyal friend
Figures shit out
Most likely your boss
Works hard, plays hard
No fear
Sarcastic as fuck
Still listens to the same music
Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country
Proficient in analog & digital tech
Self reliant
Adaptable to any environment
Just wants to be left alone
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Me: "what do you want for dinner?"
Husband: "whatever you want for dinner is fine..."
Me: "well, what i want for dinner is to just stand at the fridge and shovel cheese, pickles, cold chicken and maybe berries into my mouth until the fridge starts beeping at me and then move on with life. Does that sound good to you?"
Experienced a glitch in the matrix today- for over a week I’ve been looking for a specific black T-shirt in my daughter’s closet…not there. Racking my brain on how or when we could’ve lost it. This morning, it’s there. WTF??!
Add “coquette pounder” on my list of Google searches. My guess was definitely wrong 😂 #roadtrip
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Do people actually win the Masters lottery or is it just a farce to make us think we have a chance?
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Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂
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The irony of the Europeans coming to America and through their eyes giving us the 250th birthday celebration we need and deserve.
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Today I went to Clayton Indiana to visit Double D’s Southern BBQ. Just a 40min drive from the East Side of Indianapolis but totally worth the trip! The ribs were so tender they fell right off the bone. Tasted like good comfort food cooking. The Mac n’ cheese was also extra cheesy. If you’re itching to try a new BBQ joint be sure to give this small business a try!
