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Duncan Carson

@aduncancarson

writer, comedian, layabout. host of Fallout Tonight! every Friday at @falloutcomedy.

 Austin, TX
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Joined July 2009
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YOU CAN SCHEDULE SEND INSTAGRAM MESSAGES NOW? oh shitttt guess who's about to get WAY better at booking his god damn weekly comedy show ahead of time
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just got sad imagining people hanging out in the metaverse on christmas
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so Santa just had NO PLAN for a "foggy Christmas eve" until Rudolph?
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Iceveins@Iceveins4126 Nov 2024
Replying to @WestinPlaying
Turns out you should campaign to the people who want to vote for you instead of a nonexistent legion of people who simultaneously respect the cheneys and are willing to not vote Republican
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small key to modern happiness is avoiding "for you" pages on all platforms
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absurd how much HEB getting tap to pay has improved my quality of life
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needless to say roast culture has pretty much ruined comedy but it has damaged normie culture downstream to the point where people think that unironically insulting someone is making a great joke
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shout out to Jiffy Lube for never yelling at me re: how overdue I am for an oil change
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hello to everyone I blocked now reading this! continue to go fuck yourselves I guess?
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can I enter witness protection? I didn't see anything I'm just burned out
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there is literally no point in making things that you think executives or the algorithm is asking for and i find that very freeing :-)
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you know like a certain album will be associated with an ex? I have that for certain HEBs
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nostalgia is poisonous (except for mine)
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several times lately I'll think "wow the twitter algorithm is actually pretty good today" and then realize I'm in "following" mode
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guy talking about SNL in a documentary: it was fucking crazy. we were wild. we were pushing comedy into new territory and crashing it through boundaries and coming out the other side a burning smoking wreck clip from SNL: i'm baby shark 😂
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Mira Gonzalez@miragonz30 Sep 2024
THC tolerance gap relationship
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AI makes me feel like reality has cancer
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goth princess
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I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like
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oh word?
Marcel Proust (@Daily_Proust) profile pictureMarcel Proust@Daily_Proust19 Sep 2024
An hour is not merely an hour, it is a vase full of scents and sounds and projects and climates, and what we call reality is a certain connexion between these immediate sensations and the memories which envelop us simultaneously with them
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