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Replying to @JamieWebster94
Thank you so much for this Jamie. I have been paralysed from the neck down since 2011. Someone clicked on this tweet for me and I managed to move my hand, out stretch my index finger and stop that awful song from playing. 🙏
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🚨 I cannot keep quiet any longer.
This week has been deeply distressing as horrific claims of sexual abuse in entertainment and comedy surfaced.
The media has been in a tailspin to claim shock at these allegations.
I have tried to stop myself, but I cannot say nothing as I watch highly paid, powerful national journalists opine on the wrongs of sexual abusers, while doing absolutely nothing about the abuser in their own backyard.
One of the most prolific sexual abusers in British public life is hiding in plain sight among the media.
I have heard allegations of this man’s sexual abuse going back 25 years.
Tens of men have come forward to me to allege how he abused them.
Stories like being forced to sign an NDA after this man demanded they expose his penis when asking for a promotion.
The man who rang me in tears, holding his wife’s hand, as he described being groped at a party conference and later sexually harassed.
The man who said he tried to force them to perform oral sex after he stripped all his clothes off unrequested when they went for a drink in a hotel.
The man who was in his first graduate job and was asked, out of nowhere, by this old man: “how will my spunk taste on the back of your throat?”
Tomorrow, this man will walk into his workplace, his colleagues knowing exactly what type of behaviour he is accused of. They will do absolutely nothing to stop him, while telling each other how terrible these stories of abuse are.
Some of the best known faces in British news - BBC and commercial broadcasters, national newspaper columnists and editors - will continue to sit with him at book tours, on TV shows and invite him to their Christmas parties.
Then they will turn up at work and claim to you, the viewers and readers, that they cannot understand why people do not speak out in their industry and how such abuse happens.
My industry, the media, is dominated by the vacuous and weak willed who want all the ego and profit of national profile, but take none of the responsibilities of their positions when it involves someone they know.
That is why this keeps happening. And it has not changed.
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There's always a quote and sometimes there's a video...
Props to @Unitedpplus for the compilation.
🚨 NEW: David Walliams attempted to commit suicide and was twice detained under the Mental Health Act after being approached for comment about the sexual allegations
18 May 2026 - The Guardian and ITV sent a letter to Walliams asking him to comment on allegations he prayed on young women and girls. After receiving these letters, he attempted suicide. He was later admitted to a private psychiatric hospital as a voluntary patient
Summer 2026 - Walliams absconds from the private hospital and attempts suicide again. Later in the summer he is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment and later transferred to an NHS hospital for treatment
10 September 2026 - Walliams is discharged from the NHS hospital after it is deemed that continued detention under the Mental Health Act is not necessary
16 October 2026 - A High Court preliminary hearing takes place ahead of an expedited trial over whether Walliams should be named. He is granted anonymity pending the trial
22 October 2026 - Walliams is detained under the Mental Health Act for assessment again and transferred to an NHS hospital
27 October 2026 - A two-day trial in London takes place
3 November 2026 - The judge dismisses the bid for an injunction but grants permission to appeal until 9 November at 4:30pm
9 November 2026 - Walliams fails to appeal by 4:30pm
10 November 2026 - The Guardian and ITV publish the allegations at 12pm
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When your missus comes back from a night on the piss with the girls and insists on sharing all the new gossip.
Comedian Rosie Jones is convinced comedy can 'change the world'.
We spoke to Rosie Jones at the Comedy awards red carpet and she believes that people can change the world with a little bit of laughter.
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
The UK puts rapists in prison.
The USA puts them in office.
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This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.
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That penalty decision against Chelsea yesterday was a shocker. Can just about understand the ref giving it on field, but VAR can’t be confirming that. It’s never a foul. Brobbey just falls over once he gets into the box.
Diego Dalot is an absolute pub team player. He is atrocious. Even Mario Gusto think he is shit. #MUNAVL
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