gabe • 21+ • he/him • too depressed to be stressed
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oh god do not follow me for that modern medicine tweet I write pornographic fanfiction for demonfuckers
my mom: oh, what's that design on your hat?
me, who's been wearing a Nasty Pig ballcap to heterosexual functions for months and never once been asked about it until today: ........a gay men's apparel brand, which I do not advise you to google
a one-man murdertwunk retweeted
Emily Wilson spent years explaining how a lot of the older translations weren’t translating the actual poem but riffing off each other only for people to come around because of Nolan and think the other translations are more accurate because they sound “older”
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“Today, we can expect a parade of treacly sycophantism, brazen sociopathy, and humanist admonishment. They write for their mark” - @palyouthmvmt address this date with the clarity it deserves thenewinquiry.com/one-year/
hey let's do a poll like it's 2021, if you're a werewolf enjoyer do you want werewolves' full-moon transformed states to be:
27%all-wolf body & wolf mind
35%all-wolf body &human mind
21%hybrid body & wolf mind
18%hybrid body & human mind
113 votes • Final results a one-man murdertwunk retweeted
[Update] The bill will now be submitted to the cabinet, and the prime minister will then submit it for royal endorsement.
Once announced in the Royal Gazette, the law will come into effect 120 days afterward. This means that same-sex couples will be able to get married in Thailand within this year.
Congratulations to the LGBT+ community for this historic moment.
LOVE IS LOVE, AND LOVE WINS TODAY!
#Thailand #สมรสเท่าเทียม #LGBT+ #MarriageEquality #PrideMonth #PrideMonth2024
told my brother he should watch iwtv and this man said to me "is that the tv glow movie the theaters don't have it here"
hi I have to be at the hospital in five hours and I can't sleep so loopy unable to drink water gabe takes time
if you ever forget which melancholy british isles -eats poet is pronounced which way, remember it's yates and keets, not kates and yeets
does anyone care about tang fan in 2024
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hi buds sorry I'm never here I'm getting top surgery in two US days my gay boss delightedly said "we're gonna be plastic surgery buddies!" on the way out the door I've had to call a different company every lunch break this week and my brother is claiming that "pookie" is platonic
my brother, who remains a tentative bisexual, has also purchased two flourishing plants and a pair of lavender shorts, and was horrified to learn today that weed gummies are not vegetarian unless explicitly labeled
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I am down on my knees begging you to stop with the self-infantalizing euphemistic terms for death. I get that there's a filter on tiktok you've surrendered to but when you say "unalive" outside of that context you sound like either a child from a scifi movie or a full on lunatic
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her: what a great night :)
[roaming gang of mean twinks appears]
me: *looks down at my graphic tee, insecure* we need to cross the street
her: what?
the twink king, from a distance: is that guy really wearing a star wars shirt on a date? oh sis..
me: WE NEED TO CROSS NOW