Note to self, no more listening to Renaissance when doing groceries. Unconsciously singing “she gon’ shake that ass and them pretty tig ol’ bitties” near random shoppers will not make you any friends.
Welp, it’s finally happened. I’ve reached the point in my life where when I see ‘ELO’ I think Eye Level Oven and not Electric Light Orchestra.
PSA: running Comrades? I’m seconding my mom and happy to hold snacks or spare gear for you at a few points along the route if the timing lines up. (Comes with words of encouragement and/or a dad joke.) Slide into my DMs if you or someone you know would appreciate it!
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If my trainer said “Ohhh big stretchy!” to me when I stretched, like I do to my cats, I’m pretty sure I’d be more motivated to work out.
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Self-care is staying in the car for an extra minute after parking to get to Mariah Carey belting “YOU TREATED ME KIIIIIND” at 2:14 on Vision of Love.
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Rewatching the first Jurassic Park and we could never build it here. Imagine we get loadshedding and now there’s a fucking T-Rex on Long Street.
Heartbreaking but not surprising that I need to say this again: if I follow your abuser, please DM me and I will unfollow them on all platforms, no questions asked. I believe you.



