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Everything I've worked on is in my bio link. Road to Bored at work with Tony Koya. Please support my brother @Subarashiinee. Fionagoodestare on letterboxd

Lagos
Joined October 2023
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*searching for the clit* ummm… it’s right behind me isn’t it?
*finds the clit* ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this
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the tech bro trade from chengdu waiting to be deployed to openai hq:
Sam Altman is the only tech CEO who is 100% safe from Chinese female spies as he isn’t into women I’m bullish on OpenAI
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*finds the clit* ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this
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me liking every ‘cliché’s are boring’ tweet i see
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Sade when her man thought it was an ordinary love
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Replying to @bodyis4blade
it'll also punish you for overconfidence
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Minha vida artística mudou no momento em que, ainda criança, observei um zootrópio pela primeira vez. Lembro de ficar sem palavras e em choque imaginando que aquilo só poderia ser magia, que nada na minha concepção de mundo explicava a existência daquilo. Hoje com mais noção de mundo finalmente percebi que em parte estava certo, a arte continua sendo a magia viva em nosso mundo.
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No doubt, this is the song of the year! My people let’s run it up! 🔥🔥
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I am the greatest artiste the word has ever seen. And I will show it to you. I will prove it to you.
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It is interesting to me that most humor involving presidents involve jokes about the president as a person, but most jokes about Obama aren’t about Obama at all. He is just phenomenologically funny, his presence is funnier than he is made out to be
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Type shit
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"los cliches aburren" yo cuando viajan pero se detienen en un hotel por una tormenta y deben compartir la misma cama
"los clichés aburren" yo cuando el protagonista se enferma y cae la mina a la casa para cuidarlo
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I’ve been disconnected from everything for a while now
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Replying to @adhdbattleaxe
reminisce said it first... "gbogbo omoge adugbo lo ti d'olosho."
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working on a globaly shared childhood memory
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Fuck African world leaders fr. Japa culture steals dignity as well. You have to trade your dignity and identity for stable income, basic necessities, human rights, education and healthcare. Just so you buy bags for foreign babes, cars and spoil your kids while your people have to become second class human beings in another man’s land. you steal family gatherings, relationships, memories and a chance at a legacy for them. fuck western imperialism as well.
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Replying to @poping390
我現在知道上帝為什麼要摧毀巴別塔了
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