Aden Millen

This comes up literally 2 mins after a guy just fell off a treadmill in the gym. Now I know why 🤣

One for my Panthers friends

Tried wrestling in trainers today like many of the pros... They BOTH came off when I got kicked in the arse and had to finish a match in my socks. Stick to boots kids!

For the first time in history, I'd be quite happy with an international break right now 😭

For the first time in a long time, I was a happy bunny coming out of the cinema today. New Resident Evil is excellent. Top blend of horror and dark humour with lots of nice Easter eggs

Have reached a stage in life where I really don't see the point in arguing with strangers on the internet. What I really don't understand is why I turn into this guy when I come across a good argument:

Joys of trying to watch games at home with a 1 year old = a 2 hour battle getting little man to sleep and missing the 1st 2 periods. What have I missed?

Since we had a long drive home last night we stopped for a curry en route before little man fell asleep. Came out to a police cordon around the car and a pool of blood next to it. Guy was assaulted and we couldn't leave til CSI show up for the evidence. Fun day...

Bucket List: Announce game at the @AOArena ✅ Incredible day

Have always resisted selling stuff on FB marketplace because I can't be arsed with time wasters and hassle. Bit the bullet to get rid of garden Slate and it's living down to expectations. Since when did simple manners stop being a thing?

This is what I tell people when they ask if I'm aspiring to get big as a pro wrestler 😂

Surprisingly this 3rd place game has actually taken on great importance in this house. When my son asks me in a few years if he should support England or France, I'll have a game to show him 😂 – at Wilford, England

Nothing more frustrating as a football fan when a coach, paid millions of pounds, falls into a trap that I and many more uneducated folks see coming a mile away 😔😔😔

If the Australian badge could talk

Bath time is one of my favourite activities with Jackson. Especially today when he splashes so much I end up as wet as he was. Until he gets out the bath and you see the turd floating in it...