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My wife na Lagos state indigene, all her bursary money when we dey LASU na me she dey carry everything give. Even after I finish wey I go Ibadan, my wife go come greet me still carry food stuffs come. E get one time for 2014 we never marry that time, I get issue with my working phone she carry her phone give me make I take dey hustle. Na this same person Twitter people dey vex say I dey take care of? Lmao 😂 make God just give me more money, that one never know the kind enjoyment she go put herself.
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This guy should be a Nobel Laureate
Disclaimer; Please don't judge me guys.😭
So I was really broke in May and I couldn’t afford an Eid dress for myself.
So 10 days to Eid, I kept posting that I hadn’t gotten her Eid wear.
This guy told me to message him and I did.😔💔
He asked for the amount and I replied.
To cut the long story short,
I messaged him on WhatsApp and he said he was expecting money in a few days.
When the day came, I messaged him and he said the money hadn’t entered.💔😔
I said okay.
During that time he was sounding serious, so I went ahead and ordered the abaya and set the waybill for the same day he promised.
Not knowing a bigger plot twist was coming for me.
So the abaya vendor messaged me on the day I gave her.
But it was too late to cancel the order.
So I had to borrow from Opay to clear the bill.😭💔💔
But guess what 💔😭😭😭😭😭
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Your man didn’t forget to have sex for 3 weeks, a 200l student is in the picture.
When you get married, you and your partner will actually forget to sleep with each other😭😭😭 It won’t make sense till you enter.
You can stay in the house for 3 weeks (on good terms o), then one day you randomly remember you haven’t done anything intimate except pecking and kissing here and there🤧🤧
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