Broke out the heated king size blanket. BRB. Going to hibernate 🐻 💤

At work eating my soup wishing it was a Big Mac 😫

It’s candy season. 🎃

I haven’t been this excited for Halloween since I was like 7.

Dots are the most slept on candy.

The color I picked for my toenails is louder than the whole salon. Loving it.

I miss my babies 😭 I wish I was home sleeping next to them!

My nails never grow fast but now that I want them super short in fear of scratching the babies, I have to file them down so damn often! 💅

BRB. Going to look for the chicken that was supposed to be in my @redrobinburgers salad.

Both babies fed, burped, changed and put back to bed all within 20 mins. I’m getting good.

Picking out a color at the nail salon is way more stressful than it should be.

I just want to travel to Cali for the food.

To the lady who’s baby daddy died when your son was only 6 months then you needed years of therapy after that and ended up with a cardiac stent at age 30.. your “bestie” is in the nail salon airing out all your business! 🗣

I love my food pipping hot but these babies know exactly when I’m about to eat. I haven’t had a hot meal in 11 weeks and 6 days.. but who’s counting? 🤷🏽‍♀️

I miss being able to eat in the middle of the night and chalk it up to pregnancy cravings and “gotta feed the twins!” Now if I get up to go get food at this time, it’s just fat.

I’m already looking forward to my time off and I didn’t even go back to work yet 😭

Waited on hold for over an hour with @JetBlue and had to hang up because I had no more time to wait 😫 issue still unresolved

To pack two babies’ belongings into one diaper bag is a taskkkk.

This cashier at Macy’s is upset I don’t want to use my Macy’s card today. Listen Linda.. it’s a $4.99 onesie.

Mom hack: take that morning coffee you didn’t even touch and pour it over ice. Boom! Evening iced coffee.