live&Maintain. m8ssi 🐐.

Joined December 2011
Idc how bad your roast is. If she says no shes not on it, just drink water and go home, about ‘you know you love it 🤢’
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This video and every caption have been frying me the last couple days
told my girl she can go to a halloween party alone when cars fly
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Barber asked ‘how fast does your hair grow back’ mid cut
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You wont realize how stupid you are until that relationship ends till then , enjoy
I’ve pitched my man 2 business ideas, he funded both, and I never followed through with either 😭 today I came with a third idea and this man is READY 😭
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Scrolled through my call log & it’s only family and work #HoeLess #NoMotion #BoredAsHell #SaveMe
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I love hoes bro but deep I know I have to settle down with a beautiful good woman who knows how to cook and make a house a home
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When bro is telling me about how his 4 year relationship ended & I realise we’re 50mph over the speed limit
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At the start of the year I set myself a goal to have £10k saved by the end of the year. I'm currently at £2.43.
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Prime 2008 Ronaldo scored only one goal in the 2008 euros 😭
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denzel 😭😭😭😭
niggas delete instagram and think they become Socrates
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Missed the 2am calls cus I was genuinely asleep, now I’m blocked
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A woman that considers me.
fellas, are you choosing good pussy or a good dick suck????😭🤣
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Because you’re a manipulative asshole.
I can't stand a man who's tit for tat. If your role is to lead and think logically, why are you copying my emotional reactions?
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boss said “let’s address the elephant in the room” and 3 people looked at me
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me every 3 months:
i don't like this btch no more y'all. she not who I thought she was 😭😭😭
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we’re not raised to empty our helper’s pockets just because they decided to give us something 🙂‍↔️
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Schrödinger’s woman. Equal and unequal to men at the same time, depending on which position is more convenient.
They are losers omg! Wdym you want to come to a woman’s house???????
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Important as a man to own your home so your mrs knows that if she ever goes on stage at a concert she better have the time of her life because once the shows over she’s homeless
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This way better than having a girlfriend
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You dey vex say your family no dey support you, but na your phone cost pass for the family😂😂😂
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I love hoes
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