Voice of the voiceless, #Realist 💰💵🌯🥣🧆🍿🍜

Joined September 2024
All men are cheaters, but are women who dodge for DNA!!!!! 🫵 🫵
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If you have N50,000, a spacious compound and you have patience, then you should start this business
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Election will come and go, Your seasonal income will stop after Election, prepare to continue selling ur jersey and be ready to pay 25%VAT.
“Rented Crowd” Don’t go to work, stay on twitter and be shouting “Rented Crowd” The 2027 presidential election will be over by 12 noon. #ArewaForAsiwaju
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If there is one thing I dislike about our culture, it’s (rakiyar ango). Please, just drop her there and return to your destination. I'll be there alone to makes our terms and conditions regarding our life. 🫵 🫵
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Wannan sune gidajen wanda aka dau hayar su domin campaign din Tinubu. Ance 2k ma aka basu... 😂 😂 😂 😂 Niba wannan ba, wai dama haka ghetto jihar kaduna take😭. Tashin bala'i, naju ance karfi banxa ma dan unguwar ne.
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And 98% of laws is to regulate a masses
Rules are for the poor!
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Kudi na sawa mace ta zama tagari.. 🫵 🫵
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He's Nigerian..
They're invading every fucking country! I don't get it. Stay in your Muslim country if you want to be a Muslim so bad If I were the president of an European country, the first thing I'll do is permanently ban the immigration of Muslims.
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For the first time I’m going to mute a word on this app ASIWAJU
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Kaduna residents are chanting "Bamayi, a fadawa Gwamna bamayi"😂🤣
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Kudi na sawa mace ta zama tagari.. 🫵 🫵
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Katsina legacies gone with yar'adua...
There’s this primary school in katsina state with over 50 teachers but whenever you visited the school, you'll only see 10-16 teachers. Those absentees are elites, politicians wives, we're cooked in this country.
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That married, will not go far... 📌
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Beautiful n0nsense
"Things are happening in Nigeria, except for those who refuse to see. Maybe we will give them Tinubu eyeglasses. I want to leave Aso Rock in 2031 and then walk the streets of Nigeria as a woman in her 70s" — Nigeria's First Lady, Senator Remi Tinubu.
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To get CBN and FIRS na by merit while joining military service na by patriotic. Okayyyyyyyyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“If Nigerian youths refused to join the Army willingly, we will make it mandatory from age 18 and above, the 10,000 we recruited last year are no where to be found” - Nigerian Army -
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1st frame: 170k 2nd frame: 36k 3rd frame: 26k 4th frame: 47k Location Kano Delivery nationwide Retweet plz👏
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I rather flee to Libya than to join Nigerian army.
“If Nigerian youths refused to join the Army willingly, we will make it mandatory from age 18 and above, the 10,000 we recruited last year are no where to be found” - Nigerian Army -
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No jobless man fut you..
Me, I like attention abeg 😂❤️ If you know say you’re always busy and you no get time for me, carry your love go front. I no fit shout, I no dey beg for wetin I deserve. 😭🙏
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President Tinubu appoints Chief of Staff Femi Gbajabiamila head of Ebola task force, approves N10 billion emergency fund.
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With due respect malam, wannan ko karamin yaro bazaka iya convincing ba, kawai ka kare kasuwar ka basai ka kawo wani son rai ba. #TinubuMUSTGo2027 #TinubuMustGo
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