@addlepated
 Austin, TX
deecook.com
Joined March 2007
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I just discovered @dionnewarwick 's Twitter feed and I feel like she and I could be best friends.
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I don't even live in the Austin city limits and @SaveATXNowPAC has called FOUR TIMES tonight to bug me about voting for an Austin prop. Ugh.
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@Reddit1 May 2021
What do a lake full of skeletons, an enchanted doll and a curious merchant have in common? …We’re actually hoping you can help figure it out. Go to u/VillageConnoisseur to unravel this riddle: rddt.co/41uE50EzjIE #ResidentEvilVillage In partnership with @RE_Games
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Resident Evil
@RE_Games29 Apr 2021
#ResidentEvilVillage is almost here. Meanwhile, a puzzling set of challenges awaits. Follow reddit.com/u/villageconnoiss… for an immersive new experience.
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Alcohol-to-go sales can continue after May 1. From what I hear from Texans, we may just let this keep on going forever. #txlege cbsaustin.com/news/coronavir…

Alcohol-to-go sales may continue after May 1, Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission states

When restaurants reopen in a limited capacity on Friday, May 1st, those that have offered alcohol-to-go will be allowed to continue those sales, according to the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission....

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Mike Judge
@MikeJudge20 Mar 2020
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Heck with the Superbowl, I'm just waiting for it to be over so #TheMaskedSinger comes on.
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Call (855-662-7285) for a good time. #FYC #BetterCallSaul goldderby.com/article/2019/b…

‘Better Call Saul’: Emmy voters can call Saul, Gus, Kim and more using AMC’s slick burner phone FYC...

'Better Call Saul': Emmy voters can call Saul, Gus, Mike and more using AMC's slick burner phone FYC mailer. Get the scoop here.

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My child doesn’t think water is wet. I have failed as a parent.
jo@josephinewestt12 Apr 2019
is water wet it’s for science
42%yeah DUH
58%uh no???
103 votes • Final results
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Parenting done right. Approval from Aggie.
jo@josephinewestt24 Jan 2019
thank u omg :’) i made it mom
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This is my insanely talented nephew, who makes drawing look easy.
Rooster Teeth
@RoosterTeeth25 Oct 2018
Today's #Inktober is by @tankmonkey, Storyboard Artist, drawing looming crows!
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Sanofi US
@SanofiUS30 May 2018
People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.
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I am in disbelief right now... This is Long Island, Bahamas and the ocean water is missing!!! That's as far as they see #HurricaneIrma wtf
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Pro tip: Don't touch the floating fire ant colonies. They will ruin your day. #Harvey – at Houston, TX
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Just got dream shot: lightning-illuminated "stadium seating" of eyewall w/ stars Fulton TX w/ @JustonStrmRider
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I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh
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Oh, my, it's dusty in here. xitter.cf/Aaron_Brackett/status/…
Aaron Brackett@Aaron_Brackett26 Feb 2017
Its even better! Look at all of the chasers spelling BP for Bill Paxton. Wakita, OK is circled in blue, right in the middle. #RIPBillPaxton
What the... xitter.cf/seanspicer/status/8255…
Sean Spicer
@seanspicer29 Jan 2017
You nailed it. Period! xitter.cf/theonion/status/825546…
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