Shih tzu owner. Wheel of Fortune alum. Not related to the NFL commissioner.

Joined July 2011
The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
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Would rather be a character in The Last Of Us than on a plane with 3 bathrooms and 100 people who just ate Five Guys
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Adam Goodell retweeted
If Christopher Nolan was hosting SNL and had to introduce musical guest Green Day for the first time he would say ‘Once again, Green Day.’
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‘500 tickets? Best I can do is a notepad or a bouncy ball.’
A ‘CHUCK E CHEESE’ game show is in the works. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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When airplane seats ‘recline’ back it’s the same basic energy as Michael Scott moving his plasma screen TV into the wall
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My email may not find you well, but it will find you
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Was watching the Al Pacino movie Hangman on the Redbox app for free with ads inserted throughout, and….wait for it….
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Been a year since this tweet and I still can’t stop singing it like this
*To the tune of “womanizer” by Britney Spears* Oppenheimer
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Or you could break it down to $1 million per flight of stairs
Keanu Reeves said just 380 words in "John Wick: Chapter 4," and he reportedly made $15 million. Trusting reports of his pay, that's $39,473 per word.
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Is the dishwasher clean
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‘Pat, I’d like to solve: COCAINE…..BEAR…..NECESSITIES’
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Trying to determine if the dishwasher is clean
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The literal-minded music cues on Love Is Blind are the best part. Someone will be like ‘I don’t know if I’m ready to marry you next week’ and then it’s just a song that’s like ‘🎶 oooooh it’s a conflict🎵’
If someone already made this let me know
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These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.
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*awake at 3 AM sweating* Wife: Is something wrong honey? Me: In Hocus Pocus when Bette Midler says ‘let me see your driver’s permit’ how does she know what that is when she didn’t know what a bus was earlier that same night?
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When I use my own paper towel to eat my McDonald's because the napkins in the bag are soaked with grease
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