Blink

It makes sense that maroon is Erik's favorite color seeing as he marooned Charles on the beach

I swear I was paying attention Charles I was just distracted by my reflection in your bald head

Beam me up Scotty! no dON'T SHOOT YOUR LAZER EYES AT ME IT WAS A JOKE

But imagine a bunch of drunk teenage mutants I feel so sorry for the teachers omg

Hi my name is Blink and welcome to jackass [portals hundreds of cats into Xavier's school]

But the important question is has your favorite teleporting mutant ever accidentally teleported while doing the frick frack

Pietro, PIEtro !! #WakeUpAmerica

That wasn't very groovy of you - Charles to Erik, probably

Charles Xavier is like Will Graham but instead of collecting puppies he collects mutant kids

Someone should tell Erik that when it comes to fashion sometimes less is more (I fear one day he will simply paint himself maroon)

"Clarice where have you been??" Well I'll tell you this, it involved several portals, the entire Russian circus and a blue whale, good times

How to be cool 101: 1) have an awesome teleportation mutation 2) don't be blue

Sleep is for non-mutants

Kitty "it's not a phase, except it totally is but you're missing the point, mom, it's who I am" Pryde

The real reason they shot the missiles at Cuba was because they though Erik was a terrifying new breed of land shark

I'M BLINKING AT YOU NOT WINKING OH MY GOD GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD

Do not threaten me I will portal you into the middle of a Justin Beiber concert just you watch

Walk into the club like what up can we stop persecuting people for being different thanks

I like to stick little puppy magnets to the back of Eriks helmet when I'm sad, it cheers me right up.

Is that a class five mutant? I'm gonna wrastle it - Steve Irwin